/prog/ - PHP Quine

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-06 17:15

http://mgccl.com/2007/01/02/php-quine

Dear me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-06 17:30

Was there ever a /prog/ queen?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-06 17:53

((lambda (x) (list x (list 'quote x)))
'(lambda (x) (list x (list 'quote x))))

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-06 18:32

>>1
oh wow, I facepalm'd

Name: Mgccl 2008-01-07 4:11

It's quine 2.0

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 8:23

ENTERPRISE QUALITY

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 12:24

lol php

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 12:31

what does the first `p' stand for in ``php''?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 12:36

>>8
Perl.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 12:40

>>8
Pathetic

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 12:51

>>8
Personal

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 13:21

Mgccl is a /prog/tard

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 14:02

>>9
http://wakaba.c3.cx/perlhp/

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 14:03

>>13
SPAGHETTI CODE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 14:58

>>14
Spaghetti code considered delicious.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 17:13

http://hotaru.thinkindifferent.net/bbs/viewsource.pl/bbs.pl
lol perlhp

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 4:06

>>13
I think I like perlhp. Should I shoot myself?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 4:40

PHP = PERL H P
But what does the P in PERL stand for?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 8:05

>>18
PENIS

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 8:10

>>19
But what does the P in ``PENIS'' stand for?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 8:10

>>20
GNU

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 8:12

>>21
But what does the > in ``>>20'' stand for?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 8:13

>>22
``Greater than'' operator

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 9:04

>>20
PENIS ejaculates, notation is: S´·_

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 9:07

`._.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 9:07

._.`

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 9:08

´·_.`

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 9:08

´·_·`

Name: !aI4WqLViB. 2008-01-09 9:25

#h);}D{%#

Name: !SCHEMeOqrE 2008-01-09 9:27

Scheme ogres.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 11:55

´·_·`

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 12:56

Enjoying the ad revenue?

Name: !/MrpyThONg 2008-01-09 13:07

Mr Satori, I challenge thee to a duel of life and death. Reveal your self.

Name: Prog !.snAKEN0nQ 2008-01-09 17:27

testing mah trip

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 19:44

>>33
lol, mr py thong.

Name: penis 2008-01-09 19:58

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Name: Mgccl 2008-01-09 23:42

actually, php quine I made years is not making me money... my other posts have way more views...
it's open source... anyone can make patch to it...

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 2:29

>>37
I don't care about that, I already changed it and sold 500 copies.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 11:21

You can patch your open sores yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 14:47

i think mgccl is a pretty cool guy. eh optimizes quines and doesn't afraid of anything.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 16:34

>>40

i think you use shit memes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 17:09

>>41
I think you use shit capitalization.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 19:39

>>42
I think you use shit spelling.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 19:49

Je crois que vou utilisez une merde de langue

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-11 6:51

Je crois que tu ne sais pas écrire «vous»

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-11 6:53

je crois que tu es un nazi de orthographie

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-11 7:44

>>44-46
nazi language GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-11 9:37

wouldn't nazi language be german?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-11 12:58

>>48
It's Nazi vacation language then.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-11 13:43

Every language but American is a Nazi language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-11 13:59

>>49
Fair enough

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 5:34

Source games to use this file as a plain text unicode file 3 Write importer for the text file with all the exercises Have you read your Abelson and Sussman today.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 6:24

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