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Support the /prog/ invasion of /g/

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 15:33

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 15:34

What is your other car

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 15:36

Thread will expire

You fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 15:40

>>3
THREAD CANNOT EXPIRE

FOR THE SUSSMAN!

LAY ON, FOUL ANTICUDDER ABELSON, BUT WE SHALL PREVAIL!

LAMBDA KNIGHTS! CHARGE!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 15:49

>>4
I invented the Anticudder.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 15:56

>>5
This may surprise you, but I invented that meme.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 15:56

>>5
No, I did.  It was when I was writing some funny thing in the thread where the evil anticudder's decision was first announced.  I believe it was some manner of propaganda to make us rise up and destroy him with our flailing keyboards.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 15:57

>>7
This may surprise you, but get out.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 15:59

>>8
What do you mean by ``get out,, -- you see, I am always lurking here in /prog/ -- I have come up with every meme currently in circulation.

I am /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 16:08

>>9
That's to bad, because I invented inventing memes and, by the power of recursion, all other memes.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 16:11

Someone post this in /g/, and post SchemeWorld too, I'm b& :(

``>>849909
(define (inf-loop) (inf-loop))

Actually, in /prog/ a couple days ago, we were writing a spammer that floods the command line with "DESU DESU DESU" and the problem about leading spaces etc. came up. Scheme had the most elegant solution.

(define (start) (display "DESU")(desu))
(define (desu) (display " DESU")(desu))
(desu)

You can't pretend that's not the prettiest solution to a non-existent problem you've ever seen."

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 16:11

>>10
I am you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 16:13

>>11
Last line of spammer should be (start). Fail.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 17:02

>>11
(defun desu ()
  (labels ((desu () (print 'desu) (desu)))
    (desu)))

MOAR elegant.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 17:14

mysql errors galore

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 17:15

Hello from /g/

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 18:09

>>14
But does it address the issue of leading spaces?

Also,

;Unbound variable: desu
;To continue, call RESTART with an option number:
; (RESTART 3) => Specify a value to use instead of desu.
; (RESTART 2) => Define desu to a given value.
; (RESTART 1) => Return to read-eval-print level 1.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 18:10

>>16
WE WILL CRUSH YOU

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 18:27

>>18
*drops an SICP book on you*

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 18:30

>>19
Friendly fire!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 19:28

>>17
What issue of leading spaces?

Also, how did you make it fail?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-13 12:47

>>21
I copypasta'd it into the MIT Scheme interpreter.

And the leading spaces issue was because the original spec was to design a command-line spammer which, if halted, would display "DESU DESU DESU" over and over, not "DESU DESU DESU "

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-13 13:06

>>22 Scheme
Oh, wow.

"DESU DESU DESU" over and over, not "DESU DESU DESU "
Well, three things:
1. That version prints them on new lines.
2. That's a trailing space you're thinking of.
3. It should never halt.

With that in mind,
(defun desu ()
  (labels ((desu () (write-string "DESU ") (desu)))
    (desu)))

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-13 13:38

1. Newlines are not what we wanted.
2. Sorry, I'm illiterate.
3. Regardless of what it should do, you need to address the issue >:(

Your solution still isn't as pretty as mine :3

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-13 13:42

>>24
My solution doesn't pollute the namespace with useless bindings, and it works, unlike the one that starts by running (DESU). Hello, leading space.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-13 13:59

>>25
Hurr, mistyped, obviously means whole program doesn't work.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-13 15:05

>>26
Well, yes. It means the program as a whole doesn't work. You could say it's "just one bug" but that still leaves it 30% buggy or so.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-13 15:26


bool first;
for(first=true;;)
{
  printf("%s", (first)?"DESU":" DESU");
  first&=false;
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-13 16:02

/g/ thread didn't last, /prog/ sucks in bed.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-13 16:42

>>29
Thread autodeletion is PIG DISGUSTING.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-13 16:56

>>30
*lol*

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-13 17:17

>>27
Well, no, when I typed it in the original thread, the last line was (start), you nigger, so it all worked fine. It's not a bug, it's a typo.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-13 17:37

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Name: Anonymous 2007-12-13 17:54

/g/ will crush you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-13 18:10

>>34
Son, you want to take this further? I'm using w3m

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-13 18:12

http://zip.4chan.org/g/res/851374.html
And I've been looking in /prog/, and they think highly of SICP. I'm reading it now.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-13 18:16

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-23 16:36

These were the glory days of the Lambda Republic of Schemeworld.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-24 9:43

>>38
Ah, and so life imitates art.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 23:28

oh lawdy

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