Weaboo Programing

If you program sth, do you do weaboo stuff like (java) :

public static void main(String[] louise) throws Exception{
    String file;
        int zero = 0;
    if (louise.length==zero){
        file="test.txt";
    }
    else {
        file =louise[zero];
    }
}

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