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THE FORCED INDENTATION OF XKCD

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 13:33

Hey /prog/, EXPERT PROGRAMMER here

Have you seen today's xkcd?
What the fuck was he thinking when drawing a comic like that? It is made of ONE WORD. THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE, THREAD OVER and FAIL.

It's an insult to EXPERT PROGRAMMERS everywhere. To add insult to injury, when you mouseover the image, a comment detailing ONE WORD. THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE, THREAD OVER pops up, saying ONE WORD. THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE, THREAD OVER is "wonderful". I don't know about you, /prog/, but I am NEVER reading this ``BULSHITE" again. It seems the Abelson is out not just for SICP, but for the WHOLE WORLD.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 13:35

What kind of idiot actually LIKES the forced indentation of code? Enjoy your one true way, mr Fascist.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 13:40

XKCD KDE CD player

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 14:19

>>3
Go away, Mr. Stallman.

Name: RMS 2007-12-05 21:24

You guys are just too inexperienced to understand the joy of getting more work done because 10% of the time is not wasted by not typing superfluous characters.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 21:27

>>5
ctrl-c ctrl-q in emacs will automatically insert as many parenthesis as required in order to close the current form/defun.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 21:37

>>1-3
The worst part is, these posts must have been made by actual people. I can't understand how someone like that is able to function in society.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 22:10

Agree with >>5 who cares about forced indention of code when the language makes programming so easy

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 22:17

>>8
the forced indentation makes the code ugly.
ugly code makes my eyes hurt.
programming with sore eyes is not easy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 22:22

>>9
I program with a blindfold.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 23:15

Seriously? I use a keyboard.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 3:38

>>9
Well, sure. But I happen to find that Python allows me to program easier, quicker and better (simpler solutions, cleaner code - ignoring forced indention of course, less bugs) than with other mainstream languages. I'm not saying Python is better, just that it's taking me, personally, less effort to produce better results than with other languages I use. I'm willing to ignore the forced indention of code for those benefits.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 3:53

>>10
How's that working out for you?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 4:37

>>9
the forced indentation makes the code ugly.
facepalm.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 5:43

>>13
It has it's dark moments.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 8:45

>>7

I can't understand how someone like you is able to function with the forced indentation of the code.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 9:55

i feel like brackets and shit create a structure to the code, it gets easier to read, that's why i can't stand python, i also can't stand people that just indent single-line if's in c, skip the brackets, i wish death upon their souls

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 9:59

>>17
You're a poor programmer if you can't adapt to modern best practices.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 10:16

>>17
I hate having to use brackets (or reverse the order of condition and statement) in Perl for single line ifs.

I wish death upon Larry Wall every time that comes up.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 11:01

>>17
You some kind of psychotic idiot half-programmer half-failure.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 11:34

Fortunately, there are better languages than Perl nowadays, so you don't have to use that shit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 11:39

Like F#

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 12:57

>>21
Python comes to mind.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 13:10

>>23
gtfo xkcd

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 16:18

>>19
Then don't. Reverse the if.

There is more than one way to do it...

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 17:26

>>25
Perl: there's more than one way to do it, but all of them are gay.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 19:58

>>26
Touchè!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-09 4:29

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-09 4:39

>>28
This is why we don't post XKCD to /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-09 7:32

Did anyone else besides us type:
Code:
>>> import antigravity
just to see what would happen? 
The result was somewhat disappointing... 

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-09 12:46

>>> import antigravity
Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
ImportError: No module named antigravity
>>>

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-09 13:22

>>30
No. I knew that with Python's execution speed it would be faster to rewrite antigravity from scratch in Lisp than to wait for Python to do it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-09 13:26

>>28
I had to register and fire back when I read this one.
Nice trolling there.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-09 15:37

I'm not a python programmer (dynamic typing just isn't for me), but your logic is just as crap as someone who says "THREE WORDS: TOO MANY PARENTHESES! Lisp/Scheme suck".
(also, your definition of "ONE" appears to need updating)
I laughed. A lot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-09 16:34

>>34
This is why we post links to /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-09 16:36

>>31
oh shit, i didn't expect that.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-09 16:46

>>36
I think it's because the import keyword expects a valid "package" name. Clearly, ``antigravity'' was just part of the joke, and not a real package name :P

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-09 17:13

>>37
Good thing you pointed that out, or we might not have gotten it. :P

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-09 17:38

>>37,38

Get out.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-09 17:55

>>39
Actually, no, why don't YOU get out?

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