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Examples Of Programming Art

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 23:35

Show us some mastapieces or something.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 0:27

The Lions book, documenting v6 UNIX.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 0:35

The Lion King, documentiong v6 UNIX

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 0:46

<?php echo file_get_contents($_POST['filename']); ?>

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 1:24

>>4
<?=file_get_contents($_POST['filename'])?>

OMGOPTIMISED

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 2:24

#define _ -F<00||--F-OO--;
int F=00,OO=00;main(){F_OO();printf("%1.3f\n",4.*-F/OO/OO);}F_OO()
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Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 5:52

haskell:
 y f = f (y f)

lisp:
 (define cons
  (lambda (x y)
   (lambda (o) (o x y))))
 (define car
  (lambda (cons)
   (cons (lambda (x y) x))))
 (define cdr
  (lambda (cons)
   (cons (lambda (x y) y))))

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 6:14

>>4,5
Useless.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 6:35

/prog/

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 7:33

>>8
Welcome to the joke.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 7:46

if you program without a reference you're a complete idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 13:26

\ f g x -> f $ g x

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 13:30

>>10
lacks funny

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 13:30

>>11
what type of reference?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 16:07

>>14
&

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 18:08

use strict;

                                           $_='ev
                                       al("seek\040D
           ATA,0,                  0;");foreach(1..3)
       {<DATA>;}my               @camel1hump;my$camel;
  my$Camel  ;while(             <DATA>){$_=sprintf("%-6
9s",$_);my@dromedary           1=split(//);if(defined($
_=<DATA>)){@camel1hum        p=split(//);}while(@dromeda
 ry1){my$camel1hump=0      ;my$CAMEL=3;if(defined($_=shif
        t(@dromedary1    ))&&/\S/){$camel1hump+=1<<$CAMEL;}
       $CAMEL--;if(d   efined($_=shift(@dromedary1))&&/\S/){
      $camel1hump+=1  <<$CAMEL;}$CAMEL--;if(defined($_=shift(
     @camel1hump))&&/\S/){$camel1hump+=1<<$CAMEL;}$CAMEL--;if(
     defined($_=shift(@camel1hump))&&/\S/){$camel1hump+=1<<$CAME
     L;;}$camel.=(split(//,"\040..m`{/J\047\134}L^7FX"))[$camel1h
      ump];}$camel.="\n";}@camel1hump=split(/\n/,$camel);foreach(@
      camel1hump){chomp;$Camel=$_;y/LJF7\173\175`\047/\061\062\063\
      064\065\066\067\070/;y/12345678/JL7F\175\173\047`/;$_=reverse;
       print"$_\040$Camel\n";}foreach(@camel1hump){chomp;$Camel=$_;y
        /LJF7\173\175`\047/12345678/;y/12345678/JL7F\175\173\0 47`/;
         $_=reverse;print"\040$_$Camel\n";}';;s/\s*//g;;eval;   eval
           ("seek\040DATA,0,0;");undef$/;$_=<DATA>;s/\s*//g;(   );;s
             ;^.*_;;;map{eval"print\"$_\"";}/.{4}/g; __DATA__   \124
               \1   50\145\040\165\163\145\040\157\1 46\040\1  41\0
                    40\143\141  \155\145\1 54\040\1   51\155\  141
                    \147\145\0  40\151\156 \040\141    \163\16 3\
                     157\143\   151\141\16  4\151\1     57\156
                     \040\167  \151\164\1   50\040\      120\1
                     45\162\   154\040\15    1\163\      040\14
                     1\040\1   64\162\1      41\144       \145\
                     155\14    1\162\       153\04        0\157
                      \146\     040\11     7\047\         122\1
                      45\15      1\154\1  54\171          \040
                      \046\         012\101\16            3\16
                      3\15           7\143\15             1\14
                      1\16            4\145\163           \054
                     \040            \111\156\14         3\056
                    \040\         125\163\145\14         4\040\
                    167\1        51\164\1  50\0         40\160\
                  145\162                              \155\151
                \163\163                                \151\1
              57\156\056

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 18:15

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 19:11

int *compose(int(*f)(int),int(*g)(int))(int){
 int ret(int n){
  return f(g(n));
 }
 return ret;
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 19:30

>>18
Since when are local procedures defined in the standard?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 19:33

print "hi"

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 19:34

>>19
since when does art have to actually do anything useful?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 19:38

>>21
You got me there anon you suave bastard.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 20:15

Anonymous is going to die in sleep.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 21:06

x;

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 21:11

>>16
THIS CAMEL HAS TWO PENISES

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 21:58

>>19
gnu extensions to c?
but i'm not sure that's legal even with the extensions

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 0:33

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 9:03

The only good code in this thread was posted by me.
You are now discussing GCC extensions (and someone probably learned something from it)
/prog/ you are total idiots..

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 9:25

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 12:33

>>25
I laughed so hard my boss nearly fired me

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 2:27

I'm feeling really keen, for some of that good ol' green

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:55

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:32

Xarn is a bad boyfriend

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:41

Erika once told me that Xarn is a bad boyfriend

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 7:34

>>25
U MENA PENII

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 11:12

>>36
No, that would only make sense if the singular form was ``penius''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 0:51

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 19:40

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 2:40

>>37
From now on that's what I'm calling my penius.

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