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What languages does /prog/ know?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 22:54

Where ``knowing'' a language is to mean being able to write a program in said language without the need for external reference.

Myself:
ANSI C
K&R C
C++
x86 assembly
Common Lisp
Scheme
Bash
Java

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 22:58

BASIC
HTML
PHP

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 23:03

>>2
Troll

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 23:25

DOS



wut

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 23:35

ENGLISH














wut

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 0:01

Where ``knowing'' a language is to mean being able to write a program in said language without the need for external reference.
Worst definition of ``knowing'', ever.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 0:49

>>6
If you haven't memorized the entire standard library, you don't know the language.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 1:13

>>6,7
Perhaps then you can provide a better definition of knowing language.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 1:51

>>8
Being able to visualize a solution and produce idiomatic code in a given language.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 1:52

English, Swedish, Bosnian, Croatian, Serbian, lulz, C, Perl, PHP, SQL AND MOTHERFUCKING X86 INTEL ASSEMBLER BITCH

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 2:33

None

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 2:46

Every single one. I can program in any paradigm you throw at me and I know how to follow railroad diagrams.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 2:57

>>10
C, Perl, PHP, SQL AND MOTHERFUCKING X86 INTEL ASSEMBLER BITCH
That's a pretty lame selection.
English, Swedish, Bosnian, Croatian, Serbian
That too.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 2:58

>>1
C89 C90 C95 C99 C.
Haskell
Common Lisp
Scheme
Forth
z80 x86 sparc mips

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 4:12

Python and C

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 5:50

if you program without a reference you're a complete idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 8:02

I don't know any programming languages. I just come here for the lulz.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 9:05

>>17
same here

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 9:23

We need more power levels:

Scheme: OOOOOOOOOO
CL:           OOoooooooo
Haskell:      OOOOOOOOoo
C:            OOoooooooo

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 9:42

>>19
Lulz, I always knew toy language fagets can't program in real languages and are trapped in fail country forever.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 10:29

As for me;
perl, K&R C, CL, PHP :(, Java, FORTRAN

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 10:53

>>19
scheme faggot

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 11:12

BBCode, but I still need a reference for the hardest tags.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 11:31

>>23
hardest tags

like what?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 11:34

>>24 is a novice bbcode programmer.
In BBCode, reference finds you!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 11:59

[hard]hard[/hard]

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 12:04

Who doesnt know java now a days =/

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 12:07

I know SICP and K&R.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 12:16

>>27
Those who didn't go to college recently.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 12:32

ISO C99
Perl
ECMAScript
Factor
6502 assembly
6502 machine code
BASIC

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 12:34

>>30 here, I used to know  Java and C++ but i intentionally forgot them.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 12:35

>>35
You are a faggot, people using toy languages should be ashamed of beings like you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 13:40

>>31
Good thing you remembered ECMAScript and BASIC.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 15:20

>>33
How is ECMAScript now useful? From all the languages he listed, it's arguably the most widely used.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 15:20

s/now/not/

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 15:40

>>34
most widely used.
If that counts, he's a dumbass for "forgetting" Java and Sepples.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 15:44

>>36
Sepples.

Stop your lispspeak.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 21:09

SCHEME
HASKELL
IM VERY GOOD PROGRAMER

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 21:42

SCHEME
C
ASSEMBLY

C++

JAVA
PHP
JAVASCRIPT
ACTIONSCRIPT

I HAVE BOTH POWER OF ENTERPRISE AND SATORI I AM THE ULTIMATE PROGRAMMER

Name: !ErLaNGOC/g 2007-12-04 21:56

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