Shit, /prog/, this is an emergency! I've got an ENTERPRISE software procurement meeting in half an hour and I don't have a suit to wear.
Please, quick, post me some ENTERPRISE JARGON to baffle them with so I can get away with my scruffy jeans and t-shirt look.
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Anonymous2007-11-29 7:38
You need to stop worrying about "procurement" and start worrying about leveraging compatible paradigms to grow your synergistic win-win scenarios.
Never forget that the "quality" and "correctness" of your work are irrelevant. Your boss' boss' boss' boss' boss goes to those "industry trade group" meetings to fix prices and divvy up the market with your competitors, so spending even one penny extra on "quality" and "correctness" is just a waste of profit. Real software doesn't stand on functionality, it stands on back room deals made by fat cat industry big wigs with 12 million dollar homes and 2.8 kids.