ENTERPRISE HARDON

Shit, /prog/, this is an emergency! I've got an ENTERPRISE software procurement meeting in half an hour and I don't have a suit to wear.

Please, quick, post me some ENTERPRISE JARGON to baffle them with so I can get away with my scruffy jeans and t-shirt look.

You want it, you got it.  Buzzword-compliance, ahoy!

http://www.intergraph.com/literature/SmartPlant_Foundation_flier.pdf

My favorite part is the chart at the end.