ENTERPRISE HARDON

Shit, /prog/, this is an emergency! I've got an ENTERPRISE software procurement meeting in half an hour and I don't have a suit to wear.

Please, quick, post me some ENTERPRISE JARGON to baffle them with so I can get away with my scruffy jeans and t-shirt look.

I SUGGEST THAT YOU ONLY USE THE WORD 'ENTERPRISE', JUST KEEP ACCENTUATING IT DIFFERENTLY TO INDICATE YOUR EMOTIONS, LIKE A POKEMON. THAT SHOULD IMPRESS THE SUITS.