How to reach SATORI without actually doing anything (well, not really)
1. Get SICP.
http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/
2. Go to
http://swiss.csail.mit.edu/classes/6.001/abelson-sussman-lectures/ and watch the videos
3. try to write something EXPERT PROGRAMMER quality in Scheme.
SET YOUR BRAIN TO THINK FOR AT LEAST 15-20 SECONDS, ANY SHORTER AND THE SUSSMAN WILL DETECT YOUR SHENANIGANS AND SHUT THE DOOR TO SATORI, BE PATIENT.
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5. PROFIT! I left the thing running for a few hours, got another car (which is a cudder). Leave it up all day and reach SATORI!