I like Mr.Satori because he is a programmer like me, except he reached Satori. Oh god, I wish I could reach Satori too ;_;
Mr.Satori also dislikes ENTERPRISE BULLSHIT and he is kawaii. And there are EXPERT PROGRAMMERS in /prog/ and that's good because I like EXPERT PROGRAMMING and I will never be one. Why am I such a looser ?!
Mr.Satori is like my dream programmer he has a HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY face I love that. He is also nice why aren't real programmers nice?! I got my core dumped a lot of times but I love Mr.Satori and he wouldn't let my pointers go segfault because he's so nice and cool.
We would tune fishes all day and watch SICP lectures and other cool programming material on TV, and we would code in LISP because LISP is good. I wish I could code in LISP.