Hay /prog/, can u halp?

I want to maek a vidya gaem, that when u run it, it hax0rz computrs. Iv alreddy red SCIP, but I still dnt no how 2 do this.

Cna /prog/ halp me?

I'm interested in abusing XMonad to "hack" someone's (will go unnamed) computer, for reasons I'll keep to myself. I've done a little research on it, but I haven't yet found any solid evidence that you can use XMonad to "hack" someone's computer.