True story:

The Sussman caught me browsing /prog/ one day and he thought you all failed.

In my home country, this is Cambridge of massachusetts, sussman professor
1.stealing car everything
2.lyingto freshman
3.spit to face when teaching, mouth is bad smell
4.dont have money, many american professor, hole in sicp and dirty emacs-itor, old computer
5.raping? 6.001 gal because 6.001 gal say parentheses no thanks, very ugly and fat
6.very smell of tuna eating by sussman
7.very smell body, no bath long time, sometime 10 days?
sussman=monkey same