Newfag

I'm a newfag programmer, so I don't have any experience, whatsoever. In other words, I'm a newfag still in the womb. What would be a good programming language to start on? I'm a mathematician, so I don't necessarily need huge 'user friendly' things.

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Sure, keep dreaming and enjoy your silly little toy programs that won't ever run on a machine other than the tiny Linux box under your desk in your mommy's basement.

Haskell is dead, nobody uses it, get over it already.