>>1 /prog/ i'm in 11th grade and want to talk about cool ideas for video games. Will anybody pay me?
Fixed.
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Anonymous2007-11-23 4:36
>>32
What the fuck that was the most boring and useless shit I have ever watched and I am an ENTERPRISE JAVA PROGRAMMER.
Sure makes me wish I could pass methods by reference, though.
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Anonymous2007-11-23 5:06
>>46 Sure makes me wish I could pass methods by reference, though.
You've barely scratched the surface of the huge list of awesome features of a dynamic language.
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Anonymous2007-11-23 5:21
Everyone knows that Computer Science 3 makes you 1337 haxxor.
electrical engineers can specialize on software too. Electrical engineering is a huge set, in which computer engineering too resides in - saying an electrical engineer won't be as good in software due to lack of emphasis on it may be true, but I'd give 'em at least XXX on software, comparison based on computer engineering.
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Anonymous2007-11-23 14:21
listen to >>51
lucky star is the motivation behind every line of code i write. wwkd.
>>50 What is a `dynamic' language?
Something you'll never know. And FAGGOT quotes.
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Anonymous2007-11-23 20:57
>>24
Computer science is as much about computers (hardware) as astronomy is about telescopes.
Paraphrased from Dijkstra.
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Anonymous2007-11-23 21:01
>>58
Oh yeah. And you'll never make vidya games. Out of about 20 people in my first comp sci class, one has graduated and one is a senior.
LOL I WANNA MAKE VIDYA GAMEZ is basically the same as saying LOL IM GONNA FAIL THE FUCK OUTTA THIS PROGRAM
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Anonymous2007-11-23 22:03
>>58
That actually sounds strikingly similiar to Hal's infamous introduction lecture of the 6.001 MIT course. Are you sure it was Dijkstra?
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Anonymous2007-11-23 22:13
>>60
From the holy book of Wikipedia's page on Dijkstra:
Dijkstra was also noted for owning only one computer (late in life) and rarely actually using them, in keeping with his conviction that computer science was more abstract than mere programming, expressed in a number of famous sayings such as "Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes"
Only reason I've heard it is it's posted on my graduate advisor's office door.
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Anonymous2007-11-23 23:13
>>39
You're contradicting yourself. To "program without programming" would mean 0 software.
>>73
There's a Ubuntu Christian Edition. Does that count?
It ships with an IE installer.
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Anonymous2007-11-25 10:59
I'm interested in abusing LISP to "hack" someone's (will go unnamed) computer, for reasons I'll keep to myself. I've done a little research on it, but I haven't yet found any solid evidence that you can use LISP to "hack" someone's computer.
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Anonymous2009-03-06 8:58
Original meme as I already mentioned in the standard so I may be a meme but it is one possibility The god that is EMACS does LEAVE NOW find out what this thread is not about what this thread is not about what this thread is not about LISP.