FUCKING UML

Why am i FORCED to spend so much fucking time on SOFTWARFE ENGEENEERING ?? Because my college is a piece of shit

i wanted to learn COMPUTER SCIENCE not COMPUTER BIZZZNEEZ BULSHIT

Plz give me some good ammo to flame my SOFTWARE ENGENERING teacher with (she can't even program btw.. hahaha fucking whore).

UML is crap for managers to circle-jerk about. I bet they like it because it ends with "ML"; it rhymes with XML and XML is a very good thing, as they read in an "expand your business" magazine.

I draw the diagrams I need as I'm designing or documenting something, and I prefer text to graphics because it scales. I use the style that fits what I'm modelling or describing, not whatever some enterprise fucktard though I should be using. And I've never had to follow a stupid standard for diagrams nor explain anyone how to read mine; if they can't find my diagrams obvious, then I failed them and they're not serving their purpose.

So I don't give three bits a damn about UML. My university wasted time with it as well, fucking enterprise morons. We should have been made to watch SICP and achieve Satori instead.