How Do I shot ddos?

Herro.

How do I shot Ddos? I have experience using sockets in java, basic, and a little bit in C++ (BSD socketed). I was wondering if I could get sum pseudo code for DDos packets. I heard you are supposed to spoof your address for mass lulz. Anyone ehre got DDos experience?

But wate I r uber leet i promise. I made a neopets bot using realbasic on my new mac. srsly I just need sum pseudo code for ddos. I mean, cmon. Whats the deel with corrn nutss