Is my language touring complete?

How do I know if my programming language is touring complete?

>>1
Implement lambda-calculus in it.

Implement a Touring machine in it.

It is turing complete, every progarmming language is turiing comleted.

>>4
Not necessarily.

This failure of a thread is the first result when googling for `touring-complete'.

>> 3
>> 4
I appreciated your answer, since I was asking myself the same thing.

>> 5
It's clear that mr.4, here, has no idea of what turing complete means. Neither knows how to use a keyboard.

And yes... now you'll turn out crying 'cos you trolled us all together. Such a jerk.

>> 6
Congratulations.

>>7
Go away.

implement S and K combinators

googling for `touring-complete'.
has no idea of what turing complete means
ITT we troll through reading comprehension skills

Hello, ^Google!

I actually left a message on the Google result.

Oh, nice that this thread comes up on Google. Recursion.

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>>14
ALL FREE? Tell me more!

>>14-15
At least one of these posters is RMS, and quite likely both.

>>14
Is the HORSE-PORN FREE AS IN FREEDOM?

>>17
The license carries Richard Matthew Stallion's personal seal of approval.

>>1
Your language is TOURING complete if I hear a wind
whistling air
whispering
in my ear

Boy mercury shooting through every degree
oh girl dancing down those DIRTY and DUSTY trails
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
around the world the trip begins with a kiss

roam if you want to
roam around the world
roam if you want to
without anything but the love we feel

skip the air-strip to the sunset yeah
ride the arrow to the target
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
around the world the trip begins with a kiss

roam if you want to
roam around the world
roam if you want to
without anything but the love we feel

fly the great big sky see the great big sea
kick through continents bustin bounaries
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
around the world the trip begins with a kiss

roam if you want to
roam around the world
roam if you want to
without wings, without wheels
roam if you want to
roam around the world
roam if you want to
without anything but the love we feel

take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness

>>1
If it has infinite storage and operators that can perform any operation (such as moving around and taking dumps) it's Touring-complete.

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>>21

I'm VIP? Does that mean the other VIPPERs will like me now?

YourlanguageisTOURING^complete_ifIheara^{windwhistling}airwhisperingin[a]my[/a]^earBoy_mercuryshootingthrougheverydegree^ohgirldancingdownthose^DIRTY[a]and[/a]_DUSTYtrailstakeithip_tohip_rockitthroughthewilderness^aroundthe_worldthetripbeginswithakissroamifyouwant^toroamaroundthe_worldroamifyouwantto^without[a]anything[/a]butthelovewefeel

Your language is TOURING complete if _I hear a wind whistling air whispering in my ear

Your ^language is TOURING ^complete if I hear a wind
whistling air
whispering
in my ear

Boy mercury ^shooting through every _degree
oh girl _dancing down those DIRTY and DUSTY trails
take ^it hip to hip rock it _{through the} wilderness
around the world the trip _begins with a kiss

Looks like my EXPERT BBCODE GENERATOR is making progress.
>>1
Your language is TOURING ^complete if I hear a _{wind
whistling} air
whispering
in ^my ear

Boy mercury ^shooting _through every ^degree
oh girl dancing down ^those DIRTY and _DUSTY trails
take it hip to hip _rock it ^through the wilderness
around the world the trip begins with a kiss

roam if you want to
roam around the world
roam if you want _to
without anything but the love _we feel

skip the ^air-strip _{to the} sunset yeah
ride the arrow to the target
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
around _the world the trip begins with a <sub>kiss

roam</sub> if you want to
roam around the world
roam if you want to
without anything but the love ^we feel

fly the great ^big sky ^see the ^great big ^sea
kick through continents bustin bounaries
take _it hip to hip rock it through the _{wilderness
around} ^the _world the trip _{begins with} a kiss

roam _if you want to
roam around ^the world
roam if you _want ^to
without wings, without wheels
roam _if you want to
roam around the world
roam if you want to
without ^anything but the _love we feel

take it hip to hip rock it ^through _the wilderness
take it hip to hip _rock ^it through the wilderness
take it hip ^to hip rock it through the wilderness
take ^{it hip} to hip rock it through the wilderness
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness

^A_T^N_O^A_U^L_RING

>>27
^A_T^N_O^A_U^L_{R I N G}

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>>26
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!!!

>>27,28
ANAL RING TO U 2

>>26
Fine ^art!

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>>35
>.<

simulate BRAINFUCK in it or make a [your language] to BRAINFUCK converter

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