Return Styles: Pseud0ch, Terminal, Valhalla, NES, Geocities, Blue Moon. Entire thread

Is my language touring complete?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 13:38

How do I know if my programming language is touring complete?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 13:43

>>1
Implement lambda-calculus in it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 13:52

Implement a Touring machine in it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 14:23

It is turing complete, every progarmming language is turiing comleted.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 16:21

>>4
Not necessarily.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-18 9:42

This failure of a thread is the first result when googling for `touring-complete'.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-18 10:13

>> 3
>> 4
I appreciated your answer, since I was asking myself the same thing.

>> 5
It's clear that mr.4, here, has no idea of what turing complete means. Neither knows how to use a keyboard.

And yes... now you'll turn out crying 'cos you trolled us all together. Such a jerk.

>> 6
Congratulations.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-18 11:41

>>7
Go away.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-18 16:56

implement S and K combinators

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-18 19:18

googling for `touring-complete'.
has no idea of what turing complete means
ITT we troll through reading comprehension skills

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-18 19:29

Hello, Google!

Name: James 2008-11-19 16:34

I actually left a message on the Google result.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-20 7:18

Oh, nice that this thread comes up on Google. Recursion.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-20 8:30

Google sucks. Die Google I hate Google moot hates Google. Just kidding Google. Moot snacks newfag ALL FREE HORSE-PORN XXX

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-20 10:36

>>14
ALL FREE? Tell me more!

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-20 13:25

>>14-15
At least one of these posters is RMS, and quite likely both.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-20 17:08

>>14
Is the HORSE-PORN FREE AS IN FREEDOM?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-20 18:43

>>17
The license carries Richard Matthew Stallion's personal seal of approval.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-21 0:22

>>1
Your language is TOURING complete if I hear a wind
whistling air
whispering
in my ear

Boy mercury shooting through every degree
oh girl dancing down those DIRTY and DUSTY trails
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
around the world the trip begins with a kiss

roam if you want to
roam around the world
roam if you want to
without anything but the love we feel

skip the air-strip to the sunset yeah
ride the arrow to the target
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
around the world the trip begins with a kiss

roam if you want to
roam around the world
roam if you want to
without anything but the love we feel

fly the great big sky see the great big sea
kick through continents bustin bounaries
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
around the world the trip begins with a kiss

roam if you want to
roam around the world
roam if you want to
without wings, without wheels
roam if you want to
roam around the world
roam if you want to
without anything but the love we feel

take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-21 7:49

>>1
If it has infinite storage and operators that can perform any operation (such as moving around and taking dumps) it's Touring-complete.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-21 9:52

Yeah, I chequed ur uploads. I love some of them. But when I palce the comments on Heartbug's torrent, I cheqed ur uploads & I found the result is 0. U didnt have any uploads. Ok sorry for that. By the way I didnt like ur way of talking. U should take care of ur language a little bit. U r now a VIP. I APPRECIATE that

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-21 10:03

>>21

I'm VIP? Does that mean the other VIPPERs will like me now?

Name: TEST 2008-11-21 23:33

YourlanguageisTOURINGcompleteifIhearawindwhistlingairwhisperingin[a]my[/a]earBoymercuryshootingthrougheverydegreeohgirldancingdownthoseDIRTY[a]and[/a]DUSTYtrailstakeithiptohiprockitthroughthewildernessaroundtheworldthetripbeginswithakissroamifyouwanttoroamaroundtheworldroamifyouwanttowithout[a]anything[/a]butthelovewefeel

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-21 23:40

Your language is TOURING complete if I hear a wind whistling air whispering in my ear

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-21 23:44

Your language is TOURING complete if I hear a wind
whistling
air
whispering
in
my ear

Boy
mercury shooting through every degree
oh
girl dancing down those DIRTY and DUSTY trails
take
it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
around
the world the trip begins with a kiss

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-21 23:48

Looks like my EXPERT BBCODE GENERATOR is making progress.
>>1
Your
language is TOURING complete if I hear a wind
whistling
air
whispering
in
my ear

Boy
mercury shooting through every degree
oh
girl dancing down those DIRTY and DUSTY trails
take
it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
around
the world the trip begins with a kiss

roam
if you want to
roam
around the world
roam
if you want to
without
anything but the love we feel

skip
the air-strip to the sunset yeah
ride
the arrow to the target
take
it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
around
the world the trip begins with a kiss

roam
if you want to
roam
around the world
roam
if you want to
without
anything but the love we feel

fly
the great big sky see the great big sea
kick
through continents bustin bounaries
take
it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
around
the world the trip begins with a kiss

roam
if you want to
roam
around the world
roam
if you want to
without
wings, without wheels
roam
if you want to
roam
around the world
roam
if you want to
without
anything but the love we feel

take
it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
take
it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
take
it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
take
it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
take
it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-07 10:08

ATNOAULRING

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-07 10:10

>>27
ATNOAULR I N G

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-07 11:05

8queenたへんうだー

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-07 11:13

RFEAQGUGIORTE SQ UFOETWEESR

Version 2.0, released under the Creative Commons License.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-07 13:13

>>26
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-07 16:18

>>27,28
ANAL RING TO U 2

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-07 16:38

>>26
Fine art!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 10:07

Yay 34th!!!! ò.Ó'
This is the first hit when googling for: Turing complete porn

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 10:33

ò.Ó'
GET OUT

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 11:22

>>35
>.<

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 11:24

simulate BRAINFUCK in it or make a [your language] to BRAINFUCK converter

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:33

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Newer Posts
Don't change these.
Name: Email:
Entire Thread Thread List