OOP Considered Harmful

Object-oriented programming encourages over-engineering, leads to slower code due to virtual lookups, and it doesn't solve any problems.

Objects are fine, but don't overuse them.

>>31
dynamic dictionary-based objects
ONE WORD MOTHERFUCKER, CAN YOU SAY ``FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE''?

>>32
Have fun overflowing your stack. THERE'S A REASON SUSSMAN INVENTED THE HEAP.