I'm Enterprise level

I'm an Enterprise level programmer. I don't talk with you chumps in /prog/, I don't read your ``SICP'' with new ideas I saw forty years ago. I don't need to go to a board full of fat smelly people to watch SICP lectures all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest Jython books you haven't even hear of, and books from said language being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "On Lisp" on paulgraham.com, I'm downloading Java Enterprise Edition tutorials and reading the fucking specs.

You keep wearing your Sussman shirts and shit, socializing with your satori friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of programming had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

I'm a Satori level programmer. I don't talk with you chumps in ``#java'', I don't read your sun.com with new ideas I read in SICP forty years ago. I don't need to go to a board full of fat smelly people to watch Solaris lectures all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest Lisp books you haven't even hear of, and books from said language being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "Beginning Programming with Java^TM For Dummies®" from amazon.com, I'm downloading DrScheme and reading the fucking R⁶RS.

You keep wearing your Java shirts and shit, socializing with your Enterprise friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of programming had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.