SICP Came in the Mail Today

I saw the package outside and new it had to SICP. I quickly tore open the package to see the most beautifully binded purple hardcover book laying on my counter. It was as if I had BECOME the Sussman just by looking at it. I will spend the rest of my life following SICP and it's beauty.

your heart is now beating manually,
your penis is now beating manually,
your ceo is now meeting annually;
your life is falling apart;
your wife is dating bart;
but at the end of it all you still own a cart
and when that bullet goes through your heart
you realize the one thing that set you apart...
the fact that your other car was a cdr.