The Last Language War

Python: "Yeah, definitely spaces. Four spaces, yeah. No tabs. Tabs are good. One tab or two tabs. Yeah."

Java: Python, what are you talking about, come over here.

Python: NO! I can't move from this column. Yeah, have to stay in this column. Can't move, compiler says I have to stay in this column.

Perl: Mrghh(!*$)hg498;++[[x(][][

Everyone: Whoa man, watch the language, Perl.

Perl: $s!\*(%10}[[]]

Ruby: Yeah, I get what you're saying now!

Everyone: Wha?

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