I'm a noob programmer, and i've noticed that some languages are referred to as toy languages, and are much maligned. I know a small amount of Haskell and C, and everything seems much quicker and easier to do in Haskell, so why do people make fun of it all the time?
I'm an Satori level programmer. I don't talk with you chumps in ``#java'', I don't read your sun.com with new ideas I read in SICP forty years ago. I don't need to go to a board full of fat smelly people to watch Solaris lectures all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest Lisp books you haven't even hear of, and books from said language being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "Beginning Programming with JavaTM For Dummies®" from amazon.com, I'm downloading DrScheme and reading the fucking R6RS.
You keep wearing your Java shirts and shit, socializing with your Enterprise friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of programming had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.
I'm a Satori level programmer. I don't talk with you chumps in ``#java'', I don't read your sun.com with new ideas I read in SICP forty years ago. I don't need to go to a board full of fat smelly people to watch Solaris lectures all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest Lisp books you haven't even hear of, and books from said language being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "Beginning Programming with JavaTM For Dummies®" from amazon.com, I'm downloading DrScheme and reading the fucking R6RS.
You keep wearing your Java shirts and shit, socializing with your Enterprise friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of programming had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.