Evolution of a /prog/rammer

Hmm... well this place has some pretty ugly ass code.  I wonder what the fuss is all abou--  WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT UNREADABLE WALL OF CHARACTERS MY PHP IS SO MUCH BETTER

Hey, I didn't know you could do cool things like that.  Read SICP?  Sure, why not, I have nothing better to d--  HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!  OH MY GOD IM THE MOTHERFUCKING SUSSMAN OF THE LAMBDA KNIGHTS JESUS CHRIST!  FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST PROGRAMMING BOOK EVER.

Heh, you guys are inferior to me, you should read SICP.

My other car is a cdr.

My other joke is slightly amusing.

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