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Erlang

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 4:13 ID:cjaYSFso

Well, it seems kinda weird, but I am really salivating over the promise of N-times faster programs on an N-core cpu..

Thoughts?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 4:21 ID:I2v1v6AP

N-times faster programs on an N-core cpu
Sure, lol.

Just leave everything to the programming language, like a true enterprise faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 4:53 ID:W5WcJ9qq

But is it NP-complete?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 4:59 ID:zOeX+cDL

>>1
I don't accept that claim. I do recommend Erlang if you're writing something distributed or want a language that was designed to support concurrency. While I haven't actually used it in anything that shows the power of Erlang, it seems to work well enough for Ericsson.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 5:30 ID:Z660QrD+

>>3
N-times P complete

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 5:48 ID:lMy6YWPw

Erlang is pretty awesome.  Its architecture has a lot of pluses besides just multicore usage.  Agent-based design, pattern matching, kick ass fast binary protocol handling, supervisors and restart mechanisms, integrated error logging, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 9:25 ID:I2v1v6AP

>>6
Not to forget that like with all other toy languages, you'll endlessly torture yourself interfacing with C libraries and system calls that actually do useful things.

Enjoy your AIDS.

Toy languages are autistic. As long as they don't leave their sandbox, it's all cool. But when they need to actually get work done, oh shit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 10:34 ID:9OgdU1UY

>>7
C libraries and system calls that actually do useful things.
So where are they? Okay for C libraries (though the most useful ones are usually wrapped as libraries for that language already), and the system calls? Only for system-related projects; otherwise they're just for very small things you do once or twice in a project.

YOU are the one who's going to enjoy your ****(long long **)&AIDS, cfag.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 11:25 ID:ePnMpjGg

Not to forget that like with all other toy languages, you'll endlessly torture yourself interfacing with C libraries and system calls that actually do useful things.
How do I FFI?

Ignorant Cfag is ignorant.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 14:42 ID:8pEkBTtO

Erlang? Nice concept, syntax from hell. I mean, we had enough of exotic line terminators back in the Pascal days, right? Also, comma rather than a semicolon? Fuck that, fuck that in the ass. Variable names that have to begin with a Capital Letter, lower-case ones being atoms? ASDASFASDASD.

Also the usual environment produces error messages that rival pretty much anything in getting-on-your-tits power. Then again, wings3d is written in Erlang. Guess it's good for something. The shared-nothing approach to parallelism is kind of interesting too, but message queuing gives me hives -- infinite resource consumption on a scheduler burp, anyone?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 14:52 ID:g3fa8ysb

message queuing gives me hives -- infinite resource consumption on a scheduler burp, anyone?
Elaborate?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 14:53 ID:W5WcJ9qq

>>11

Read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 15:01 ID:sYxsGiPd

Erlang is Haskell's ugly retarded sister. Only dweebs that can't seduce Haskell would have sex with her.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 15:03 ID:dPiX/W+K

>>9
How do I FFI?
Exactly the kind of pain in the ass I was talking about.

Clueless toy language fanboy has never written actual software.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 15:06 ID:dPiX/W+K

>>8
though the most useful ones are usually wrapped as libraries for that language already
The gayer your toy language is, the less likely it is.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 15:52 ID:W5WcJ9qq

>>13

The ugly retarded sister of something already ugly and retarded.. ouch

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 15:55 ID:g3fa8ysb

>>14
Clueless enterprisey fanboy has never used an FFI.

>>15
The gayer your enterprisey language is, the more time you'll spend doing busywork.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 15:59 ID:dPiX/W+K

>>17
LOL @ butthurt toy language failure. Too bad even the lamest enterprise fags earn more money and write better software than you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 16:24 ID:g3fa8ysb

>>18
Keep rationalizing your boring cubicle-farm life, cog.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 16:48 ID:ylMfVoaQ

in after toy language users butthurt because their toys will never be useful

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 16:51 ID:W5WcJ9qq

Not useful? You could use it to generate code in a real language.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 16:56 ID:dPiX/W+K

>>19
Keep rationalizing your unemployment, virgin.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 17:12 ID:vNp8As0n

>>22
Keep rationalizing your involuntary servitude and decay of self.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 17:24 ID:dPiX/W+K

>>23
Keep rationalizing your Twinkie binges, fatty.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 17:45 ID:vNp8As0n

>>24
Think about how intellectually inferior you are to me. That may hurt a bit, but not as much as not having freedom.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 17:52 ID:dPiX/W+K

>>25
All I can think about is how you're a failure at life with an IQ of < 100 who gorges on Cheetos all day and cries himself to sleep afterwards. That's kinda funny, but it's also embarrassing to be of the same species as you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 17:55 ID:W5WcJ9qq

>>26
it's also embarrassing to be of the same species as you.

That's funny, I was thinking the same about you spineless ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMERS.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 18:05 ID:vNp8As0n

>>26
Unlikely, since my IQ > 140 and I rarely eat unhealthy snacks. I have reached the conclusion that I wish to be neither the slave nor the master, for I certainly possess the ability to be the latter, have experienced the unfortunate circumstance of the former, and choose neither because I am opposed to both roles. I exalt the free will of mankind to work together both for oneself and in cooperation with society to move forward and overcome the power that jeopardizes both.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 18:23 ID:Heaven

>>28
if you think having an IQ over 140 is something to brag about your IQ is too low.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 18:52 ID:dPiX/W+K

>>29
Truth.

>>28
Shut up, fatty.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 18:53 ID:g3fa8ysb

>>29
Meet the rest of the human species then. wwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 18:57 ID:g3fa8ysb

Oh yes, >>30, on the topic of employment, my job doesn't make me want to gouge my eyes out. But I'm glad you're there to fill out the work nobody else wants.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 19:01 ID:8HtpFrEU

>>28
Oh yeah well, I exalt porn for everybody.

Name: sage 2007-09-26 19:03 ID:Heaven

sage

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 19:18 ID:dPiX/W+K

>>32
Shut up, fatty. Your job consists of begging your mom not to throw you out of her basementtrailer.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 19:46 ID:g3fa8ysb

>>35
I know, it's so awesome, isn't it? The ENTERPRISYs can never aspire to only semi-suckitude.

Join me, it's 100% better here! I know what you're going through!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 20:22 ID:dPiX/W+K

>>36
Read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 23:54 ID:Heaven

>>37
Re-read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 0:59 ID:SzN/eoHc

>>11
Messages are delivered asynchronously. This implies that they are queued. That in turn suggests that these queues are unbounded in size, so that if the receiving process doesn't get enough processor time to handle messages as they come, the queue will grow and grow and grow.

In practice though, I hope there's some sort of a backstop. Me, I like synchronous messaging, or alternatively send-and-wait messaging where you can do something before the "wait" part.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 1:13 ID:Heaven

>>38
Read SICP, rly. It will help you understand why you fail right now.

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