This just in:

Mousing is twice as fast as using the keyboard. Enjoy your Vaids and your 300 megabyte hand crippler.

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What demonstrates that? Some brain area you just made up? Possibly the Crockus? The real facts show that people only prefer the keyboard because using the mouse isn't challenging enough and they feel like they're more productive with the keys. Even though they're only half as fast.