STFU JAVA HATERS

LOOK YOU FUCKERS.

IF YOU HATE JAVA SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU WRITE A BETTER COMPILER THAT OUTPUTS STANDARD JAVA BYTES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

THANK YOU.

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Lol.

Well, my issues are that it sucks as a language for a number of reasons, and comes with an obnoxious, bloated, ENTERPRISE, unpractical standard library that's even worse than the language itself. It can't be compared to HTML because it doesn't even fall in the same category. It has to be compared with other T(o)uring-complete general-purpose programming languages such as Python, Smalltalk, Lua, Lisp, Ruby, Erlang, Haskell, etc., and it compares very unfavourably against any of these I've mentioned. If being among the bottom 3 in a list of the 15 most popular programming languages is not enough of a reason to bash it, then explain me what would be.