STFU JAVA HATERS

LOOK YOU FUCKERS.

IF YOU HATE JAVA SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU WRITE A BETTER COMPILER THAT OUTPUTS STANDARD JAVA BYTES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

THANK YOU.

Requiring less running time is:

fprintf(stdout, "STANDARD JAVA BYTES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.\n\nTHANK YOU.");