Okay guys, this is serious

I want to learn Haskell, give me a good tutorial. I've read SICP already and I am an '((expert) (scheme) programmer).

In before YAHT. Is it really that good?

The Haskell School of Expression.

I want to learn Perl, give me a good tutorial. I've read SICP already and I am an '<?php expert($php){programmer();} ?>.

In before learn.perl.org. Is it really that good?

>>1
I recommend isolating yourself on top of a mountain for a couple months, that's how I learned Haskell.

>>1
why would you want to learn another useless language if you already know scheme?

>>1
Perhaps you could go through ``Write Yourself a Scheme in 48 Hours''.

http://halogen.note.amherst.edu/~jdtang/scheme_in_48/tutorial/overview.html

I started it myself, but I was like "WTF SYNTAX?" and got back to Lisping.

>>1
I want to learn Haskell
Okay, this is serious. Why? You can do absolutely nothing with it.

>>7
Not OP, but I was interested in it because it's kind of the canonical functional language these days. It seems to be the biggest one that really strives to be purely functional (lol monads). But fuck syntax.

>>6
I started with that (after just reading the Gentle Introduction), and found it to be very badly organized. Some of the earlier excercises required knowledge of syntactic constructs that weren't even introduced beforehand.

I eventually got over the horrible syntactic asshattery. I still hate the syntax, but the language features more than make up for it. Then there's Liskell, but I haven't tried it.

Gentle introduction to having sex with your little sister

>>9
id get

>>9
Awesome ID

>>16
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>>16
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>>16
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>>16
^// fuck ⁾⁽

>>16
^//Eat shit.^//

>>16
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>>16
^//Eat shit.^//

>>16
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>>16
^||Eat shit.^//

>>16
^{||Eat shit.//}

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