The Truth About ENTERPRISE QUALITY Languages

Why you may ask they use JAVA and VB8 to run business's?  Sure LISP could beat all of the ENTERPRISE STUFF, but they don't pay programmers to spend 70% of the time making everything from scratch. With fag languages like java and python, Theres already library's avalible with apparently 'usefull' code to use. Sure LISP and other languages would work 100% better, but componys are cheap. Thats why they the highly interpreted virtual machine GARBAGE they use today. They need high level languages to spend less time programming. "Dosn't matter how fast the code is, as long as it works."

LISP is the slowest language ever. Search your SICP, Luke. You know it's true.

Sure LISP could beat all of the ENTERPRISE STUFF
Haha, that was hilarious. Great way to start the day.

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DO NOT WANT!

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No, I am your other car.

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and then john moved on to a real language

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No, John. You are the Enterprise!

And John was a Systems Analyst.

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HOW YOU DO THAT?

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I want a compony too.

15 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:36

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