Post your best programming jokes

What does a programmer do when he dies?
He just branches off to another addresses! ROTFLALOLOL

Why are programmers always confusing halloween and christmas?
Because dec(25) = oct(31)! ROTFLALOLOL

My other car [/spoiler]is a cdr. ROTFLALOLOL[/spoiler]

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