Let's judge it:
>> Every statement is also an expression
Win
>> Objects are some kind of optimized hashtables.
Win
>> a function is also a value
Win
>> strings are sequences of 8-bit bytes
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL :C
Stupid Americans
>> The length of a string is determined by the number of bytes in it, and not by the number of characters before the first \0.
This would be win, but after the previous failure, it's worthless
>> function ( parameters-names ) expr
Win
>> When a variable is not found in the local scope or in the local function environment, it is a global variable.
FAIL
Where's my lexical scoping?
Operation add ( + ) ... int and string: concat
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL :C
Stupid web designers
Evaluation interrupted: this language already exhausted its failpoints. It fails.
Failpoint count:
Faggot 8 bit strings: +40
Faggot lack of lexical scoping: +50
Faggot automatic string to int conversion: +20
Exceeding 100 failpoint points, language fails.
>>2
I like it.