ULTIMATE QUESTION.

(1) char* string_ptr;
(2) char  *string_ptr;
(3) What the fuck does ptr mean?

>>41
Java is a mid-level language at best. To be a high level language it'd need more comfortable features such as built-in lists and dictionaries (with value syntax), dynamic typing or at least type inference, etc., and/or better abstractions such as first-class functions, continuations, etc.