stdio

#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
  return puts("A black man takes a girl home from a night-club. She says \"Show me it's true what they say about black men.\" So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.");
}

wheres the return

>>2
Before the puts.

o there it is

where is puts defined?

>>5
stdio.h

wheres the include to stdio?

>>7
:facepalm:

>>8
nvm..

>>2-9
I SMELL SOME REDDIT FAGGOTS

>>7
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int main()
is not a prototype defined by the standard
suicide fucker

>>11
Headache man! What brings you here?

>>1
Lol truth

ROFL
I never even looked at the text it printed out... was too busy analyzing the resourcefulness of using puts() instead of printf().

>>15
ROFL
I never even looked at the text it printed out... was too busy analyzing the resourcefulness of using printf(const char *)(which is slower than puts(const char *)) instead of fwrite("string",sizeof(char),sizeof("string"),stdout);.

GB2REDDIT

>>8,10,11
yhbt

What that is What you need Java   in servers And   what files they   have It puts   inbetween each item   of the list   for foldr reversed   is an iterator   over the Fibonacci   number of your   computer and ass.

22 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 19:49

that's cool and all, but check my doubles over there

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