Hey prog.

I have a vagina. I'm a girl and I'm really on the internet. take that! WANA HAZ SECKS?!?!

I used Dettol as mouthwash this morning because I ran out of the usual stuff. It burned, and I couldn't taste anything or even feel sensation in my tongue for almost an hour.

Citizens of /prog/, I advise you to always follow the instructions on bottles of toxic chemicals: NOT TO BE USED ORALLY!