Oracle File Extensions

Does anybody here know the file extensions for an oracle database and it's log file?

IE:
Access = *.mdb
SQL Server = *.mdf | *.ldf
Oracle = *.??? | *.???

You're my last hope... I've asked this on three programming forums, googled it for about 15 minutes, asked everybody in my office, and even called two ex-employees. Nobody can answer this amazingly simple question. Truly 4chan has the answer right?

>>80
I like your abs too... do you mind if I keep going... down south?

>>81
Not at all, in fact here... let me take off my pants... I work out my buns and thighs too.

>>82
Oooohhh you're so... so... hawt. I want you inside of me.

>>83
WHAT!

>>1-83
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!
you think your tough huh?
one word THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE.
i have taken out two mission critical applications at the same time in less than 5 seconds i have been training for 3 years.
also enterprise grade best practices.
your compiler might be bigger than me,but i know mine is smarter and quicker.
my compiler is 130 kb pure lean code.
one keystroke and i'll overflow your buffers.
your the one whose a nerd.i can optimize CFLAGS anytime i want you probably haven't ever touched CFLAGS before.
you probably have sex with your computer.
you don't even know me,and you don't want to.
you'll be lucky if your even worth my attention one look at my code and you'll dissappear forever.
though i'd be hapy to humiliate you in front of all your friends.
btw IM the expertest.
i have worked in maine, new hampshire, new york,utah, colorado,florida,bahamas.
never indented my code!
im undefeated in competitive obfuscation of code.
im on my way to IOCCC.
go ahead and come step anytime you want.b*tch

>>84
You heard me... I want you inside of me. Now.

>>86
But I can't... Jesus will think bad of me.

>>87
Jesus loves you... and jesus wants you to feel love. You do love me don't you?

>>88
I... I... I... oh I can't take it anymore, come here big boy

>>89
Yes, that's it. Give daddy that huge cock. Shove it in there... put it in my ass.

>>90
Oh, you feel so good.

>>91
Yes! Oh! Oh! That's it... pound me! Fuck me! harder harder! Work that ass you stupid faggot!

>>92
Yeah, talk dirty to me, I like that.

>>91
My first experience was when I was 13 at band camp. I liked jacking off a lot but my only experience with another person was about two years before when a cousin and I were in the bathtub together. I watched him shoot pee in his own mouth and then we played with each other a little. But now at camp I was befriended by the cabin counselor who was 17. He seemed to take special interest in me and I liked him for it. One day he and I were cleaning weeds out of the canoe area and when we finished we were coated with pond scum so we went to shower. No longer had we stripped and got under the water than his dick was hard. I tried not to look at it but soon he asked me to. And he pointed out that mine was hard, too. He came closer and laid his dick next to mine. Mine was about 4 inches and his was over six for sure and a lot fatter. He took both our dicks in one hand and squeezed them together. I was shocked but I didn't want to pull away so I let him continue. It felt so good and I was almost dreamy. He slid his hand back and forth along our shafts and I thought I was going to cum, but then he stopped and went back to showering. Neither of us said anything while we finished up and changed into dry clothes. I didn't think he was queer because he sure didn't act it. That night there was a big bonfire where we'd all sing and after that we had about 20 mintues to get to our cabins and turn in. I was heading back to the cabin with another kid when James, the counselr, called me over and told me he wanted to show me something. He walked me behind the mess hall and ducked into the boiler room and closed the door behind us. Then James pulled down his shorts and tol dme to rub his dick as he had done earlier. I have no idea why, but without question I reached out and started pulling on his hot, swollen cock. After a few seconds he told me to get on my knees, which I did, and then to suck him. He pulled my head toward him and automatically I opened my mouth and let his penis enter. I could only get a couple inches in without gagging but I did what came natural whil ehe kept his hands on the back of my head and moaning. I could smeel his crotch and excited as I felt the rim of cock head rub against my lips. I stopped once or twice to look as his dick, all slick with my spit and then I'd quickly put my mouth back over it. Suddenly, he held my head tight and thrusted quickly and I felt his cum flood my mouth. I swallowed without thinking and kep sucking until there was no more. Then James sat back on a stool or something and breathed heavily. I could taste his cum then and I thought I was going to be sick. We went back to the cabin and slept. The next morning I told him I think his cum made me ill but he said it couldn't, it was just doing it the first time. I told him later I might go to the nurse for something for my stomach and I guess he got scared because he took me into the woods behind the cabin and sucked me off to show cum wouldn't make you sick. It worked. I blew James 5-6 more times and he did me once before camp was over. When I got home I really missed having a dick to suck and desperately tried to suck my own. But within a few months I had seduced my cousin (the one I had played with earlier) and was sucking him off, and eventually a friend of his, almost weekly. And always for the cum

>>93
Fuck me you faggot fuck me! your cock is so huge and it feels so good deep inside my ass. Fuck me... make me bleed. Yes! YEs! Yes fuck me you faggot

>>95
That's right, I'm a faggot I'm a faggot oh, oh god i think I'm going to cum

>>96
Cum on my face.. let me taste you

>>97
I live in Brighton in England - we have a legal nudist beach which I love to go to - I am straight but 90% of the people on the beach are gay - I just love other people seeing my naked body. Yesterday I was lying naked on my back on the beach when I realised that someone was standing beside me. This guy of about 60 was next to me, fully clothed. He crouched down beside me and began talking to me but all the time looking straight at my cock and balls. I felt quite excited by his attention and gradually my cock began to stir. Next thing he was gently stroking my thigh as I laid there not daring to move - and all the time there were other naked people (practically all male) only a few feet from us. After a few seconds of his caressing my cock was rigid and throbbing. He gently slid his hand up my thight until it rested on my stiff member - still I didn't move and still he didn't look anywhere except at my genitals. Now he began to gently wank me and I realised that at least three other naked men were now watching and also wanking themselves. I was getting close to coming and he seemed to sense it because he suddenly leaned forward and took my cock into his mouth and proceeded to give me the best blow job I have ever had. Finally I couldn't last any longer and exploded into his mouth. He simply took it all, licked me clean and then got up and walked away to a round of applause from the guys who had been watching. I was so shocked I still laid there without moving and was so embarrassed I had to stay there until the other guys moved away - but it was a great experience and I am going back tomorrow if the sun is out to see if my horny old man is looking to give another blowjob! he

>>97
Alright... uh, here it comes...uh oh... oh... AHHHHHHH YEAH

>>99
Oh wow that was sooooo good. You are just like Heaven.

>>100
Yeah, I know... I'm a stupid faggot.

>>100
When I was younger,I used to tell people that every one was basically bisexual.I wasnt sure what that meant.I watched same sex movies in private hetero(I assume) peepshows.There were a lot of gay guys where I worked,and I was friends with them,but they didnt try to hit on me,until one night this one guy and I decided to hit some bars and go out to eat and then we ended up at his place for some tacos and other stuff.It was really hot,and I had asked him if I could use his shower.But since we were the same sex I didnt close the bathroom door.I guess he saw everything.I didnt give it a thought.Then when I dressed and came back in he had the bed turned down and was on his briefs."IIt's time for bed!",he announced. I asked if he wanted the lights left on or off.He said "On!" I said that I would see him Monday at work.But in reality,when I was over in the Middle East,a couple of Arabs told me that they were ambivalent towards sexuality and that I should try it the other way.I assumed that they would join in,and so I removed this guy's pants and sucked him.He naever came. I was embarrased.Nonplusssed,I let down my drawers,and let him fuck me in the ass.I didnt see what was all that great about it,but it wasnt bad.What I minded was that he didnt return the favour.He said the Koran forbade them to participate.If he had let me know that before,I would have never sucked him at all.What a con! I dont think sex with guys is bad,and would do it again if I was attracted,but the only guy I was attracted to moved to a different part of the country. I guess I'm basically hetero.

END

>>103
when I just turned 16, I snuck into a local porn shop. I came prepared with about 20 dollars in singles..I fed the machine and the video started up. I then noticed there was holes in the walls about 8 inches across about crotch level. being only 16 i was pretty nieave about this. All of a sudden I noticed a finger sticking through the hole and i didnt now what it ment. So I placed my finger through the hole back and when I withdrew I was greeted with a large cock. This for some reason turned me on ..and I dropped to my knees and began to lick the strangers prick. I was trying to be like a girl in a porno movie...all of a sudden my door opened and a man about 40 steped in. I was scared shitless and didnt know what to do. He unzipped his pants and pulled out his dick. "No one told you to stop boy"..I returned to the strangers dick in the call and kept sucking... the stranger who had entered my booth began to rub my ass and in about 10 seconds had my pants down around my ankles. I was so into sucking the dick in the wall I didnt notice that he had lube allover his cock...stroking it ...he grabbed my hips and pulled me up ...and in one forcefull thrust burried his cock in my asshole untill his balls were resting on mine. He began to thrust in and out of my ass. Hold still and take it faggot he said. And in one hard push he emptied his ball deep inside of my ass, the same time the cock in the wall shot off deep in my throat..so there I was a deflowered virgin on both ends and had dripping cum running down my legs..."Smile for the camera faggot" the man behind me said as I was lookin up at him with a just fucked silly stare. "so you dont get any ideas, Ill be taking these, but you can have this" He pushed me down on the floor and removed my pants with my wallet still inside the pocket and threw me a pair of womens thong panties. "See you around slut, and or should I call you Kris?" reading from my learners permit in from my wallet.. Ive been back about twice aweek since then and have a nice little rep going for myself.

>>102 i fucking lold

When I was 15 my 12 year old cousin came to my house and stayed for about a week. One night we were watching TV in the game room and she fell asleep on the couch. I always thought she was really attractive and she was just beginning to devolop. I also knew that she was a sound sleeper so I decided to feel her breasts. At first I lightly touched her breasts through her shirt and then I built up courage and went under her shirt and started squeezing. Then I pulled out my cock and started masturbating. I noticed her hand was hanging off the side of the couch, so I took her hand and made it stroke my cock. I had an intense orgasm. I was still horny afterwards and I felt her ass and then her pussy. She didn't have any hair then. When she was thirteen I hid in the closet and watched her change after we went to the pool. She had bigger breasts then and I masturbated in the closet while she was changing. Everytime we were sleeping in the same house I would always sneak into the room where she was sleeping and feel her breast and I would always hide and watch her change. She's 15 now and has size 36c breasts and they are firm. I felt her pussy recently and it was really tight, and she shaves. I'm so horny right now just thinking about it.

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This thread is crazy. I lol'd hard.

>>108
When I was real young my grandfather would have my sister and me play with his pecker.We lived with him and my mother.And everyday when mom was at work grandpa would make us take off our clothes so he could play with our bodys.My sister was 14 and I was 12 years old.Grandpa said that he was teaching us to have fun but we could not tell our mother or he would kick us out of his home,We had nowear else to live back then.My sister would cry when he put his pecker in her cunt and fuck her so would have me put my pecker in her mouth so she would not yell.She bit me more than once but she started to like it.We did`nt know it was not right to have sex with our grandfather back then.We thought it was what every kid was doing.Living up in the hills we did`nt know any better.Grandpa told us that because we did`nt have a father to show us how to have sex that it was his job.He said our mother learned everything about sex from him and our dead grandmother.He said she was in bed with them from the time she could walk and talk.We found out later that it was true.Grandpa said now that your mother is out working everyday that Sally my sister would have to give him his sex when he wanted it like our mother used to do.I do remember see her with grandpa in bed and they were naked.Grandpa caught me and my sister one time trying to fuck and said it was ok but he would have to see that we did it right.He got his clothes off and got in bed with us.I liked to see his pecker and how big it was compared to mine.He said the first thing was your cock has to be hard and he told Sally to kiss it.I said I wanted to kiss it too.He said it would be ok and I went down and me and Saly kissed it and licked on it.It was making my little pecker get hard too.Grandpa said hold on to it and play with his balls too.Sally has been doing this for grandpa for a few years so she knew what he liked and she put it in her mouth and was sucking on it as I played with his big balls.I looked at her with his pecker in her mouth and asked her if she liked sucking on it? she smiled and nodded her head yes. Iasked her if I could try doing ? I put the head in my mouth and sucked alittle and moved down another inch pr two. but grandpa yelled that my teeth was rubbing on it too hard.He said let Sally suck as you palt with my balls.I was handling his balls and Sally was sucking away when grandpa said here it cums and Sally stopped sucking and then pumped his pecker wit her hand.I saw his cum sliding out of her mouth and drip down on his belly.She sucked untill he told her to stop and then she licked up the rest of his cum from his belly.There was still a drop or two on his belly ans Sally said go ahead and taste it.I licked it up and it was just like me own cum.Grandpa reached over and took my pecker and said it was nice and hard and reddy to put into my sisters cunt.I was very reddy for that and as I slid my pecker into her I only got it in haft way and I came.Grandpa laught and said boy are you fast.It was time to make supper for us so Sally was cooking and me grandpa went in and was watching TV.I think we got 3 channels and two came in bad.I asked grandpa if mom still let him have sex with her anymore ?He said yes but not to offen since she has a job in the city.I then asked him if mom sucked his pecker like Sally dose ?He said oh yes your grandmother showed her how to make my pecker feel good yes she good at it he said.I said I would like to have my pecker feel good sometime too.Grandpa said well it`s been over 35 years since he gave a blow job,he said maybe later he would give me one.I went and asked me sister what is a blow job and dose it feel good ?She laught at me and said thats what she just gave grandpa before we fucked.I told her thats what grandpa said he mite give me later.She said she hopes to see that.When mom got home she went right to the bathtub and was taking a bath with the open as allways.Grandpa went in and I could hear him tell her about how he caught me and Sally trying to fuck.She giggled and yelled for us to come in there.I have seen my mother naked allmost everyday so it was no big deal to watch her in the tub.I got in there and grandpa had his pecker out and was pissing in the john and Sally was watching him along with my mother.Mom said I guess your wanting to have sex with your sister now that you are 12 years old? I said it was a lot of fun and it feels good to my pecker.Mom asked Sally if she wanted to screw with her brother too.She said it`s fun showing him what to do and what not to do.Grandpa said I did fine but shot off to soon.Mom said he must be like his father.I said to mom that grandpa said he would give me a blow job later.Grandpa said I wasn`t to tell anyone about it and walked out cussing something.Mom said that as far as she knew grandpa has`nt done that since she first got married to our dad.Dad was killed in the mine over 3 years ago.Mom yelled out to grandpa that it would be allright if he wanted to do that again.She wispered grandpa was a faggot.Again I had to ask my sister what is a faggot? Mom said it was just a man that liked sucking other mens cocks.I said I guess that means Sally and I are faggots too,because grandpa has us suck his pecker alot when you are at work.Mom said grandpa has been busy with you two lately.Mom then said maybe she has to give grandpa alittle more sex then she used to.After supper Sally and me did the dishes and mom and grandpa sat watching TV.I could hear mom doing something in by grandpa so I looked in,they were on sofa and mom was sucking on grandpas` big pecker,I went in and said mom you must be a faggot too.We all laughted about it and me and Sally watched as mom was sucking grandpas pecker.she stopped and laid down and grandpa got on top of her and put his pecker up in her cunt and started pumping away on her.Mom kept telling grandpa to go faster that hse was close to cumming.Sally reached over and grabbed my hard pecker in my pants.She said lets go fuck in my room.Momsaid oh no you dodit right here so thay could watch.Sally and I took off our clothes and she layed down on the floor right in front of mom and grandpa.I laid on top of her and my hard alittle pecker went right in her cunt,I managed to not cum to soon this time and I was pumping into her as I looked over to mom and grandpa fucking right above us.As I started to cum so did my sister have her climax.I heard my mom say she was cumming and my grandpa said he was shooting too.I looked over to grandpa and said when can he give me a blow job? he just said alittle later boy.Later when was reddy for bed grandpa said that I could sleep with him.I wanted to play with his big pecker so much and thats just what grandpa wanted to was to play and suck my pecker too.Grandpa has false teeth so when he was reddy to suck me he took out his teeth.I was playing with his big pecker and mom came in his bed room to say good night to us.She asked me if I liked grandpas` big pecker?I just put it in my mouth and sucked as I nodded yes.She reached over and took what I didn`t have in my mouth and jacked on it.Grandpa had my pecker in his mouth and was sucking the life out of it.Mpmsaid grandpa used to be verygood it sucking cock,I stopped and said he sure is.Grandpa yelled out he was going to dump his load and thats just what he did and right in my mouth,mom was jacking onit and then pulled it from my mouth and took it in hers to get the last shot of grandpa`s cum.I yelled out to grandpa that I was reddy to cum and he sucked hard and fast and I filled his mouth my cum.Grandpa drank it down and rolled over on his back,his big pecker had went soft and it still had adrop of cum at the hole,I went and licked it off before mom got it.25 years later I moved from home and my sister found a man in his 60s mom died two years ago ,grandpa been gone for 10 years.My boy is just turning 13 next month and my daughter will be 15 in six monthes.maybe time to teach them some fun.

/r/ Old Ike

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I work for Oracle and this thread made me lol.

>>115
>I have gay sex with my computer.

Fixed.

This is quite possibly the greatest thread to ever come through /prog/. I wish we could sticky this shit.

>>117
OP go back to bed

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