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using System;

public class Nigger
{
    public string NiggerName;
    public static int NiggerCount;

    public Nigger()
    {
        NiggerName = "nameless nigger";
        NiggerCount++;

        Console.WriteLine("New nameless nigger made!");
        Console.WriteLine("Current nigger population: " + NiggerCount);
    }

    public Nigger(string Name)
    {
        NiggerName = Name;
        NiggerCount++;

        Console.WriteLine("New nigger named " + NiggerName + " made!");
        Console.WriteLine("Current nigger population: " + NiggerCount);
    }

    ~Nigger()
    {
        Console.WriteLine("One less nigger in the world!");
    }

    /* Niggers' main method of acquiring goods */
    public void Steal(string stolenobject)
    {
        if(stolenobject == "bike")
            Console.WriteLine("Nigga stole my bike!");
        else
            Console.WriteLine("I hope " + NiggerName + " likes his new " + stolenobject + "!");
    }

    public void Eat(string food)
    {
        /* We get to be racist here and assume it's fried chicken or watermelon, disregarding
           what it really is */
        Console.WriteLine("I hope " + NiggerName + " is enjoying his fried chicken or watermelon!");
    }
}

class NiggerDemo
{
    public static void Main()
    {
        Nigger darkie1 = new Nigger();
        Nigger darkie2 = new Nigger("Jerome");

        darkie1.Steal("fried chicken");
        darkie2.Steal("bike");
        darkie1.Eat("watermelon");
        darkie2.Steal("playstation");

        Console.Read();
    }
}