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Linux or Unix

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 15:52 ID:g1/GxFiL

Which one should I use as an enterprise C programmer?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 16:04 ID:gH0k94Zg

windows

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 16:07 ID:UuAp+iVi

Use APL on CP/M.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 16:08 ID:Heaven

TRON

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 16:09 ID:Heaven

>>2
Where can I download Vista?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 16:14 ID:deWD5vy8

C is a language created for writing UNIX. You have direct access to all of its APIs, which are very simple and use C native types.

Then again, you said "enterprise". I suppose ThrowCuddersAtEveryoneEx(NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, LPCSTR lpszCudderName, STSECURITY_ATTRIBUTES stsaCudderSecurityOptions, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL) suits you better than throwcdr(0).

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 17:49 ID:dvkcdJVN

C is a fucking incomprehensible torture language.  It fails at almost everything and it is GUILTY in the epidemy of C-like shit like C++, Java and other unparseble curly bracket shit.  What a pity Plan 9 team still uses it.
If we want a portable assembler, we should get a new one.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 18:01 ID:MbuJSJht

C is too easy to learn.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 18:02 ID:Vb6zW2B4

>>7
lol fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 18:02 ID:Vb6zW2B4

>>7
read sicp

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 18:06 ID:VibBaah6

>>7
Fuck you, C is awesome, it's like having sex with your computer. None of that LISP platonic relationship faggotry.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 18:08 ID:LJ48YFdb

>>11
Lisp is sex with pure mathematics. Enjoy electrons on your dick while I'm transcending.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 18:19 ID:Vb6zW2B4

>>12
LISP is neither cool enough for mathematicians, nor for EXPERT PROGRAMMERS. That's why it's so pathetic.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 18:23 ID:LJ48YFdb

>>13
Lamda calculus bitch. That's math. Mathemeticians can't handle its flexibility, and programmers can't handle its power. Truly, only the enlightened can handle it, and only the enlightened are worthy to use it -- that's poetic justice in action.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 18:25 ID:deWD5vy8

>>7
C is a fucking incomprehensible
Fail

It fails at almost everything
True. It fails at everything except being a portable assembler, thus fast.

it is GUILTY in the epidemy of C-like shit like C++, Java and other unparseble curly bracket shit.
The "C part" (just the syntax and operators) of Java, JavaScript, etc. is the only good thing from C. I'm glad they took it.

If we want a portable assembler, we should get a new one.
Why? C is pretty good at that. At that. Only that.

Name: !WBRXcNtpf. 2007-09-04 18:27 ID:4cMRmswN

>>13

Why don't you just program your core with magnets, like REAL MEN?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 18:44 ID:Vb6zW2B4

>>14
It's only used by faggots who both suck at math and at programming
fix'd

Also: read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 18:48 ID:I/iBf79m

>>14
lambda is just syntactic sugar. you can do everything you can with lambda with just the S and K combinators.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 2:45 ID:8QZuNGgH

>>18
S and K combinators is just syntactic sugar. you can do everything you can with lambda with just the lambda.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 3:35 ID:Heaven

>>17
Exercise 1: Spot the contradiction.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 3:53 ID:Ny5ykZOB

>>5
fucking internet

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-07 4:45

>>21
Fucking /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 2:56

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