PHP is awesome

This is how you create a anonymous function in PHP:

$newfunc = create_function('$a,$b', 'return "ln($a) + ln($b) = " . log($a * $b);');

>>56
I have bad news for you. My American English spell check gave me the go-ahead on that one. If you weren't literally a child you might remember that has been the preferred spelling on this side of the pond until perhaps recently. And no, I will not quit being old. At least not until Dennis Ritchie dies.