PHP is awesome

This is how you create a anonymous function in PHP:

$newfunc = create_function('$a,$b', 'return "ln($a) + ln($b) = " . log($a * $b);');

>>45
Yeah, thanks, I really needed to hate PHP even more. Fuck even Python has less fucked up lambdas, and those are obviously implemented precisely in a manner to punish the people who want them.