PHP is awesome

This is how you create a anonymous function in PHP:

$newfunc = create_function('$a,$b', 'return "ln($a) + ln($b) = " . log($a * $b);');

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Yay! Now I can call one lambda inside another.

But it is still slower than ssslllooowww, and still insecure as hell. And too many lambdas will still fuck my system.

Oops.