Dammit

My high school (in before underage b&, although I'm not) is full of niggers and other idiots, so the school doesn't offer any decent computer science/engineering classes. The only computer-related class they offer is "Computer Concepts" which teaches how to do basic stuff any idiot would know. It also wouldn't earn me any helpful credits which might help me get a decent entry-level IT job (lulz, contradiction!!!!1one). 

I've already started learning C++ on my own (although I have a long way to go before becoming an EXPERT PROGRAMMER or achieving Satori) and would like to take some class(es) to get certification for it, since employers won't hire anyone without proper credentials/certificates, even if they are possibly capable of doing a job. However, since my high school doesn't offer any (not even introductory ones), the only option I have is to go to a nearby community college to take said courses. The only problem is that the classes I want to take have multiple prerequisites which take a while to complete.

tl;dr how do I get into a C++ or other object-oriented prgramming language (Lisp?) course without spending lots of time on intro courses whose criteria I already understand?

I've already read SICP, deleted System32, became an hero, installed UBANTO, etc.

In before elitists sagebomb this thread.

Lisp Object Oriented
Correct according to Alan Kay, but when did he ever know anything about OO.