First Programming Language

I've dabbled in programming before but I want to get back into it. I was thinking Python, Ruby or Perl, but I can't decide which to start programming in. And then when I start learning a language, what kind of programs should I make? That's always been my big problem, not having any ideas to program.

Is it trolls or idiots that keep asking the same questions over and over?

What language should I learn?
What editor should I use?
How do I write a game?
Will you do my homework for me?
Which IDE is best?

You know this board archives years worth of that crap. Invest an hour and go back and read it.

Dummy.