How about if (!true) {echo "not shown";} ? Stupid fags.
There are just six forms of goto I like, everything else is probably bullshit for BASIC fags:
1. Tail call
2. call-with-current-continuation
3. break
4. continue
5. If your break can't break multiple loops, getting out from several nested loops is a rare but desirable thing to use goto for
6. try..catch (if your language doesn't provide exceptions, and you're in a long list of shit that could fail, you could use goto to avoid nesting ifs and }}}}}}}}}}}})