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Best ID contest

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-20 2:21 ID:dTJ61zl0

BEST ID CONTEST GO!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 6:27 ID:DmF0UMoi

>>200
You may have 200GET, but my ID is better than yours.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 7:27 ID:G6DWzF85

Doing the Lambeth walk - oi!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 7:49 ID:nxq66hY/

Test

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 7:54 ID:mK86wDYn

Battletoads.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 8:24 ID:DNQC0L/J

205 GET

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 8:42 ID:WSgM0RN/

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 9:36 ID:v6Lu6Iai

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 9:37 ID:DmF0UMoi

>>206
Unicode hacker

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 10:34 ID:Heaven

­

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 10:35 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 10:35 ID:Heaven

 

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 11:32 ID:mdQa7hGz


'---idle mode
'--- this is used when the program wants to exit
'--- it will normally just serve a BSOD page
enum idleReason
 initProblems '-problems during initialization
  logUnwritable, badConfiguration
 runtimeProblems=256 '-problems during normal operation
 end enum
sub idle(reason as integer)
 do while (FCGI_Accept() >= 0)
 print "Context-type: text/html"+newline+newline
 print "<html> <head><title>Halted</title></head>"
 print " <body>"
 print "  <h1>Halted</h1>"
 print "  <p>The program serving your request has ";
 if reason>runtimeProblems then
  print "encountered a really bad problem.   It's halted, since it might go haywire and hurt something.";
  else
  print "not been able to start up properly.";
  end if
 print "  </p>"
 print "  <p>Because of this, nothing more can happen until the administrator fixes the problem.  This problem is a backend issue and is not related to you o
r anything you did.</p>"
 print "  <p>This is hopefully a temporary issue and should be fixed shortly.  We apologize for any inconvenience.  Please come back later.</p>"
 print "  <hr /> <center><p><i>This message was generated on ";date$;" ";time$;".</i></p></center>"
 print " </body>"
 print "</html>"
 loop
end sub

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 11:44 ID:WSgM0RN/

>>208
Fale.

>>212
Nice solution to the halting problem -- mine in Haskell is two lines though.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 11:46 ID:l4VSQm9N

>>212
What faggotry is this!?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 12:39 ID:DmF0UMoi

>>212
Faggot, gb2/microshaft

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 12:47 ID:Heaven


                             __
               ---_ ...... _/_ -
              /  .      ./ .'*\ \
              : '         /__-'   \.
             /                      )
           _/                  >   .'
        /   .   .       _.-" /  .'
         \           __/"     /.'/|
          \ '--  .-" /      //' |\|    //`'''`'',
            \|..\ |/Oo.   //_ _ |/|   // PYTHON `.,
           .'    \:____.,/|_ _ _|\|  //',,,.'``.,,.'
         / _____  \___/.' | _ _ |/| //
         | / ||  \\---\|  \ _ _ \\\//
         ||  ||   \\  ||   \ _ _ \|\
         co  co    co co

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 13:41 ID:8uq27+Hd

217 GET

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 22:55 ID:zx++KHsW

butts

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 4:56 ID:PFEOGi9T

every fucking day

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 5:14 ID:BQ6aGqBB

>>219
If you blur your eyes, it kind of looks like FAGGOT.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 5:20 ID:nyLXeX2N

[code]                       __
               ---_ ...... _/_ -
              /  .      ./ .'*\ \
              : '         /__-'   \.
             /                      )
           _/                  >   .'
        /   .   .       _.-" /  .'
         \           __/"     /.'/|
          \ '--  .-" /      //' |\|    //`'''`'',
            \|..\ |/Oo.   //_ _ |/|   // PYTHON `.,
           .'    \:____.,/|_ _ _|\|  //',,,.'``.,,.'
         / _____  \___/.' | _ _ |/| //
         | / ||  \\---\|  \ _ _ \\\//
         ||  ||   \\  ||   \ _ _ \|\[/code]
         co  co    co co

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 8:01 ID:4KPXPLc8

>>221
Your death shall be quick and painless.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 10:09 ID:s+GKCuv1

CASTIGATE

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 12:37 ID:2sGJWZ1n

i win

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 12:42 ID:Zm1eD2RF

>>224
You didn't.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 12:46 ID:Vt7LP5Ux

Neither did I

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 16:01 ID:Cn14/+oh

ASBESTOS

Name: EXPERT SAGE CODER 2007-09-02 23:08 ID:hDI5Gzq0

lulz

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 1:02 ID:Heaven

>>228
no

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 5:06 ID:CXZE3RUj

Not at all, in fact.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 5:54 ID:bE/vf6rG

again

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 5:58 ID:uWGvoXek

my earlier id is still the best candidate

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 6:40 ID:tQBkrR3P

.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 6:56 ID:z27SQHQe

loool

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 9:25 ID:/cxwrJbJ

v0.2

'---idle mode
'--- do this instead of exiting the program
'--- it will normally just serve a page indicating it is dead
enum idleReason
 initProblems '-problems during initialization
  logUnwritable, badConfiguration
 runtimeProblems=256 '-problems during normal operation
  manualLockdown
 end enum
sub idle(reason as integer)
 dim result as integer, problem as eib

 '-log that we are going idle, if we can
 problem=mkeib(errorCode.enteringIdleState,"","",reason,0)
 result=report(reportAction.newMessage,problem)
 if result=-2 then
  '-action to take if log file is unwritable
  '-haven't decided what this is
  end if

 do while (FCGI_Accept() >= 0)
 print "Context-type: text/html"+newline
 print "<html> <head><title>Halted</title></head>"
 print " <body>"
 print "  <h1>Halted</h1>"
 print "  <p>The program serving your request has ";

 if reason=idleReason.manualLockdown then
  print "been halted by the administrator.  It's not related to you or anything you did.</p>"
  print "  <p>";
  goto idleSkipPoint
  end if

 if reason>runtimeProblems then
  print "encountered a really bad problem.   It's halted, since it might go haywire and hurt something.";
  else
  print "not been able to start up properly.";
  end if
 print "  </p>"
 print "  <p>Because of this, nothing more can happen until the administrator fixes the problem.  This problem is a backend issue and is not related to you o
r anything you did.</p>"
 print "  <p>This is hopefully temporary and should be fixed shortly.  ";
 idleSkipPoint:
 print "We apologize for any inconvenience.  Please come back later.</p>"
 print "  <hr /> <center><p><i>This message was generated on ";date$;" ";time$;".</i></p></center>"
 print " </body>"
 print "</html>"
 loop

 end reason
 end sub

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 9:38 ID:+bm5L3vD

HrrrrrrrRRrr!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 13:26 ID:KtaTR34y

segha

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 22:19 ID:/cxwrJbJ

FGSFDS

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 23:05 ID:xZn6wGZ0

>>235
SHITTY CODE WITH SHITTIER INDENTATION

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 2:51 ID:NM3rICuk

lalol

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