Hey guys, just stopping by to let you know that COBOL is awesome. Coupled with huge amounts of horrible legacy business software, I am unstoppable.
So while you guys sit there, smugly talking about your Shitori bullshit, I'll be making tons of money as a COBOL developer. Later!
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Anonymous2007-08-19 12:21 ID:UAN/dVT1
Hey guys, just stopping by to let you know that Java is awesome. Coupled with enterprise solutions and scalable code, i am unstoppable.
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Anonymous2007-08-19 12:24 ID:QmQFz4Kz
Hey guys, just stopping by to let you know that Lisp is awesome. Coupled with smugness, I am unstoppable. So while you guys sit there, making piles of cash, I'll be basking in my own Satorical glow. Later!
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Anonymous2007-08-19 12:49 ID:OtJE3qip
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Hey guys, just stopping by to let you know that Haskell is awesome. Coupled with lazy evaluation, I can't get anything done.
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Anonymous2007-08-19 15:29 ID:L4imeBja
Hey guys, just stopping by to let you know that Python is awesome. Coupled with the forced indentation of code, I am unstoppable.
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Anonymous2007-08-19 16:35 ID:PKtUPWnA
Hey guys, just stopping by to let you know that Flash is awesome. Coupled with the Flex framework, I am unstoppable.
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Anonymous2007-08-19 16:51 ID:7n7uP87N
Hey guys, just stopping by to let you know that PHP is awesome. Coupled with the register_globals and magic_quotes, I am unstoppable.
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Anonymous2007-08-19 17:26 ID:xZGYBuZR
Hey guys, just stopping by to let you know that Delphi is awesome. Coupled with the intuitive syntax and the suitability for training college students in imperative and OO programming, I am unstoppable.
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Anonymous2007-08-21 9:11 ID:D1m6kKPA
Hey guys, just stopping by to let you know that Perl6 is awesome. Coupled with the Parrot virtual machine, I am unstoppable.
So while you guys sit there, smugly talking about your Shitori bullshit, I'll be patiently waiting. Later!
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Anonymous2009-03-06 10:28
The only technologies that have been proven that you can only omit the first dimension of the array otherwise you have to put together some sort of front end if whoever writes the back of the pack for common scripting.