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Has programming changed your life?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-15 22:19 ID:c5wUSfn+

I remember myself, back in the day i was a fool.
I didn't had patience, i never read manuals, i could not appretiate beauty.
While suffering from chronic insomnia, a friend msg's me about a good C book.
And it happends. i start reading that C book @ the nights i could not sleep, i took advantage of my insomnia.
My whole life changed after that.
I read manuals, rfcs, file formats and protocols.
I read about memory, processors, filesystems, bootloaders
I suddenly became a knowledge freak.
Learned lisp and then Haskell (i owe that to /prog/ btw.)
Also, i started learning mathematics and physics.
And to imagine, all that started (and still is) as a hobby!

I started juggling early in the mornings (like 6 am) and generally exercising.
I participate in many open-source projects and i teach programming/mathematics/physics to many people i know in real life OR over the internet

Sure, i still have a shitjob; I still have no girlfriend due to being closed to myself and very anti social, but programming gave value to my life, and gave an end to those endless nights.

What about you /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-15 22:24 ID:0XrN6Nua

nah, nothing

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-15 23:18 ID:xRt6Wzg9

VBA has changed my life

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-15 23:46 ID:uHYYwouz

I have a girlfriend

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 1:58 ID:Kpf8wela

>>4

I don't think you have a girlfriend, enjoy your commodore 64.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 2:28 ID:Lw0e3Uwn

>>1
Thats bizarre, everything except
i owe that to /prog/ btw
and
I participate in many open-source projects

is exactly the same for me, go insomnia!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 3:08 ID:S1S53DQE

I study programming in a CS degree.
enjoy your worthless hobby :P

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 3:44 ID:LbDn2Z+5

Changed? No, not really, you could say that programming was my destiny, that's what I do, that's why I am. Codito, ergo sum.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 3:52 ID:bPltiGji

>>7
enjoy your worthless, two-a-penny Degree :P

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 4:46 ID:Heaven

STUF and GTFO

and study CS, teenage nerd fag

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 5:31 ID:x7tP82w6

OP you have some sort of mental condition, perhaps Aspergers.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 5:39 ID:hDiBxsQ0

>>9
It's funny because it's true.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 6:20 ID:C8cETb/E

>>1
I can't really think about it like that. I've been programming since I was 8 or 9. I only had a two-year break during my middle teens when I had an angsty ``computers are crap'' phase.

SICP changed my life as a programmer, though. I wish I had read it 10 years earlier instead of wasting almost a decade with C++.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 6:27 ID:x7tP82w6

>>13 oh really? so which language do you use now? I call BS.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 6:29 ID:Heaven

>>14
C, Python mainly at work. You call BS on what, exactly?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 6:33 ID:ji+2L7Xq

Yes, it's made my life into an endless dirge of writing crappy business software. I used to enjoy it, but I hate it now (both programming and life)

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 6:39 ID:Heaven

>>16
``.. some stay dry and others feel the pain ..''

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 6:40 ID:x7tP82w6

>>15 are you saying that reading SICP helped you in C, a language that isn't exactly supportive of functional programming?
Anyway undo my BS, you gain respect for using python and I'm not even going to mention...

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 6:46 ID:1B+DX1Xc

one word. the forced indentation of the code. thread over

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 6:46 ID:Heaven

>>18
are you saying that reading SICP helped you in C
Uh, no?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 6:49 ID:Heaven

>>17
NO SHIT-QUOTES PLEASE

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 9:48 ID:Lw0e3Uwn

>>18
reading SICP and learning Lisp in general has made me about 1000x better at C programming, no joke

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 9:52 ID:qGj5qZ0S

>>18
reading Burger Menus and learning HTML in general has made me about 1000x better at PHP programming, no joke

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 11:27 ID:x7tP82w6

Programming has changed my life. I used to be a successful electrician, I had friends, a house and all my hair. Even since I learned c++ my life has gone downhill.
Long story short, I now live in my mothers basement, overweight, bald and no friends. I have health problems, B.O. and I haven't had sex in 6 years.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 11:33 ID:x7tP82w6

>>24 here.
I also started juggling early in the mornings (like 6 am).
That's the worst thing about it, I don't even like juggling.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 11:51 ID:Lw0e3Uwn

>>24
HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH LOL @ YOUR LIFE

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 11:57 ID:ji+2L7Xq

>>24

Use Dettol on your armpits, that will help with the BO issues.

Also, rape.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 13:58 ID:mDwg/5+O

>>24

OWNED

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 0:15 ID:xEUZAcco

I've never had a life that didn't involve programming. I'm serious here -- wrote my first shitty text adventure in C64 basic before puberty... at eight or nine years old or so.

Now, I'm the kind who switches programming languages like they were pants. I'll find myself going "hmm... didn't I write this function before?" and then realize that it was Perl, or Haskell, rather than the C I've got before me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 5:34 ID:00mTLbF8


10 POKE53280,0:POKE53281,0:PRINT CHR$(147)
20 PRINT"SHITTY TEXT ADVENTURE."
30 PRINT"YOU ARE IN A ROOM."
40 INPUT"DO WHAT";A$
41 IF A$="KILL YOURSELF" THEN 59
50 PRINT"YOU ARE SUICIDAL AND THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO IS KILL YOURSELF."
58 PRINT"ANYWAY YOU ARE NOT DOING ";A$:".":GOTO 40
59 PRINT"YOU HAVE KILLED YOURSELF.":PRINT"CONGRATURATION!!!!!!"
60 SYS64738

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 6:31 ID:XV8uZzHQ

I have actually degraded as a programmer since I was like six years old.

Back then, I would actually FINISH the programs I write.  Nowadays, all I do is start new projects and let the older ones rot until interest returns.  After a few cycles I'll declare the project dead and delete it.

Of course, part is that I wrote easier programs when I was young, if there's something easy I want now, I'll just use something someone else wrote before me, or hack up a oneliner in zsh.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 7:50 ID:D2ZOPfdO

>>30

That was beautiful, it really was.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 8:56 ID:o4/uZCuC

THIS IS WHY WE DON'T POST OP TO REDDIT.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 9:07 ID:Heaven

>>33

Ha ha, I was wondering how long it would take someone from here to notice

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 9:25 ID:Heaven

i don't see any article on reddit linking here

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 10:04 ID:igeAfFAU

>>30 41 IF A$="KILL YOURSELF" THEN 59
I FOUND A BUG!

41 IF A$="KILL MYSELF" THEN 59

Fix'd for you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 10:29 ID:D2ZOPfdO

>>36

The real bug is that it should be GOTO 59.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 10:29 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 10:57 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 11:03 ID:TfELx5BO

You're a sad sad man...

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