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Functional Programming Considered Dangerous

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-13 22:53 ID:jqvud14V

Its true, I've read it in the SICP

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-14 0:20 ID:Heaven

It's "considered harmful" you dense motherfucker

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-14 15:52 ID:ufRLhKMb

and it's GOTOs that are "considered harmful." At least get the mythology right.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-14 17:50 ID:jBooYiAC

Should be "Functional Programming Considered Useless". Who really uses functional languages outside of a CS doctorate thesis?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-14 18:08 ID:Heaven

>>4
I do. Sometimes..

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-14 23:01 ID:uVq6DZzC

>>4
your mom.
and uh, ericsson.
and everyone who uses ruby and smalltalk and use higher order functions.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-14 23:14 ID:Heaven

>>6
ruby
haha!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-15 0:32 ID:28Ym0HXd

>>4 "Functional Programming Considered Useless"
Who would write a paper about that though? Everyone knows they're considered useless.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-15 0:48 ID:CaAmSBjq

>>8
You wouldn't write your paper about them being useless. You'd write it about some specialized algorithm that could be done using a functional algorithm, explaining in detail every line of your nonsensical code that essentially does nothing.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-15 1:01 ID:l6y0wZLB

to bad functional programming is slow as fuck

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