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/prog/ memes of the week

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 18:59 ID:YGWfPI8X

Just a couple of memes I saw spring up recently. Every week, post your memes in this thread. So we can all have one epic thread to copy and paste memes from.

#1
I’M GUIDO
SON OF A BITCH RUBY
RUBY IS PIG
DO YOU WANT REFLECTION?
DO YOU WANT GARBAGE COLLECTION?
RUBY IS PIG DISGUSTING
MATSUMOTO IS A MURDERER
FUCKING RUBY

#2
Im not trolling btw , microcode can do anything your shitty ASM can, only faster, better and harder

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 19:01 ID:Heaven

The ability to visualize the consequences of the actions under consideration is crucial to becoming an expert programmer, just as it is in any synthetic, creative activity. In becoming an expert photographer, for example, one must learn how to look at a scene and know how dark each region will appear on a print for each possible choice of exposure and development conditions. Only then can one reason backward, planning framing, lighting, exposure, and development to obtain the desired effects. So it is with programming, where we are planning the course of action to be taken by a process and where we control the process by means of a program. To become experts, we must learn to visualize the processes generated by various types of procedures. Only after we have developed such a skill can we learn to reliably construct programs that exhibit the desired behavior.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 19:02 ID:Heaven

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Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 19:35 ID:Heaven

OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
GODFUCKIGNDAMN
FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT FUQIN KNOW WHAT A MAN PAGE IS
SECONDLY, THIS IS /prog/ DO NOT DEMAND USEFUL ANSWERS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE
THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
AND FUQIN LASTLY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHYT
EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED IN
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